[neo_prankster]

You don't have to explain why, you can just list the titles and we'll leave it at that.
For me, it would be the following:
Disney's The Black Hole (1979)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Junior (1994)
Man of the House (1995)
Wild America (1997)
Titanic (1997)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Titan AE (2000)
The Cell (2000)
The Grinch (2000)
Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes (2001)
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
The Cat in the Hat (2003)
M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (2004)
Hostage (2005)
Date Movie (2006)
Silent Hill (2006)
1408 (2007)
Bug (2007)
Knocked Up (2007)
Vantage Point (2008)
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Speed Racer (2008)
Step Brothers (2008)
Twilight (2008)

[chuckymack]

Daredevil
Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
X-Men III
Pearl Harbor
The Corpse Bride
Elizabethtown
The Notebook
Wolverine
Superman Returns
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
Hitman
Doom




Any 'chick flick' a woman goaded me into watching is firmly entrenched on this list, save for a select few that I actually enjoyed.

[infrared41]

Most of them, especially anything released since 2000.

[charger77]

Fire Down Below.

(The first movie I walked out of)

-Dan

[Saintsfan]

Except for Pulp Fiction, anything with John Travolta in it.

[joshuamings]

chuckymack, on October 31, 2009 - 14:16, said:

Daredevil
Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
X-Men III
Pearl Harbor
The Corpse Bride
Elizabethtown
The Notebook
Wolverine
Superman Returns
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
Hitman
Doom




Any 'chick flick' a woman goaded me into watching is firmly entrenched on this list, save for a select few that I actually enjoyed.

I'm sure My Big Fat Greek Wedding is one that you actually enjoyed.

Seems to be a guilty pleasure for most guys. If only Windex would work on this toothache I have.

[scottysprings]

The first two that come to my mind are Wild Hogs and Ghost Rider. Simply terribluh.

[elliott]

I would have to say Marley and Me, not because it was bad, actually it was pretty decent and funny for most of the first part, but I'll admit it, I cried like a baby at the end, it had a lot of personal meaning (I used to have a yellow lab) and made me a little depressed, and for that reason I won't watch it again.

And Twilight was pretty freakin terrible. Especially when the audience was a bunch of fan girls who freaked out in every possible moment, but the acting was just overall bad.

[Gary.]

elliott, on October 31, 2009 - 19:05, said:

I would have to say Marley and Me, not because it was bad, actually it was pretty decent and funny for most of the first part, but I'll admit it, I cried like a baby at the end, it had a lot of personal meaning (I used to have a yellow lab) and made me a little depressed, and for that reason I won't watch it again.

And Twilight was pretty freakin terrible. Especially when the audience was a bunch of fan girls who freaked out in every possible moment, but the acting was just overall bad.

My Dog Skip I would say would be similar, I can't watch that movie or else i'll cry like a baby, the ending always makes me sentimental

[logoman]

Eyes Wide Shut

Vanilla Sky

The Fast and The Furious

Superman Returns

Ghosts of Mars

I'm certain there are at least one thousand more but I can't dig them out of that deep, dark pit in my stomach.

[Z3R0SYST3M]

Fool's Gold

Where The Wild Things Are

Sahara

Ghostrider

10000 BC

Beowulf

Spider Man 3

The Hulk

Daredevil

Hancock

Wanted

[Discrimihater]

there's a lot I'm sure I'll never watch again, though this is mainly cus I'm not a huge movie guy, and most movies I've seen the whole way through, I have seen (or would like to see) again. Anyways, here goes what I can piece together:
Signs
The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh
Rookie of the Year
The Hot Chick
Head of State
Me, Myself & Irene
Ace Ventura
The Mask
Blue Crush (can't remember why I decided to sit through that one, tbh)
American Pie
Just Friends

[ZapRowsdower8]

I am going to go with two recent Oscar winners.
Crash and Gladiator.

[Hat Boy]

Forrest Gump.

What a total snooze fest.

[ChicagoShawn85]

The Happening. Perhaps the worst movie I've ever seen.

[youcan'tseeme]

The Wizard of Oz
The Others
Miss March (what a steaming pile of ____)

Saintsfan, on October 31, 2009 - 18:33, said:

Except for Pulp Fiction, anything with John Travolta in it.

The taking of Pelham 123 was actually surprisingly good, for a movie with him as the villian.

[DustDevil61]

The SNL skit-turned-into-a-movie Superstar. Downright annoying, dumb, and-worst of all-unfunny. And this coming from someone who likes Will Ferrel.

Others:

Me, Myself, and Irene (2000)

Man of the Year (2006)--comes across as one of those "both political parties are equally bad" films through its bulk, then turns around and gets all "Democrats are better than Republicans" at its end. Talk about misleading.

Just about any horror film--most of which use their characters to death (i.e., the killer's back for no apparent reason). Army of Darkness is an exception, though it's more of a comedy-horror, which seems to be played out that way.

Knocked Up (2007)--Seth Rogan can't seem to write flicks that involves (though not always centers around) obnoxious, immature characters involved with either trying to set up a porn site or tripping on some kind of drug. Knocked Up had both.

I'm not much of a moviegoer as of late, so there aren't too many I can pull off the top of my head.

[Puck]

neo_prankster, on October 31, 2009 - 14:04, said:

You don't have to explain why, you can just list the titles and we'll leave it at that.
For me, it would be the following:

Titanic (1997)
Twilight (2008)

Both of these have a whole different life if you watch them with the Rifftrax commentary. Although, the Rifftrax commentary can't hide the fact the Celine Dion song is almost constantly playing in Titanic.


Same thing goes with a few other movies listed in this thread.

[Webhamster]

Off the top of my head...

In The Realm Of The Senses (1976)
Just...don't. Seriously, you will be scarred for life by the final scene.

Russ Meyer's Up! (1976)
Believe it or not, Roger Ebert wrote this mess!

Mouchette (1967)
"In the final act she decides to take her own life, rolling herself down a hill and into a river." And this takes about 10-15 minutes of screen time as she keeps failing and when she finally succeeds the camera stays focused on the water for several minutes after the bubbles stop...nuff said.

Frenzy! (1972)
Other people liked it but it just didn't work for me and I can't really put my finger on why. It just didn't feel like a Hitchcock film. Maybe that was it...I might have enjoyed if I didn't know it was a Hitchcock film so I wouldn't compare it to his others.

What can I say? I watch weird movies.

[McCarthy]

off the top of my head

Miami Vice

Hunger - not that it was bad, but it was just so gross that I wouldn't care to endure it again

Max Payne

Christmas with the Kranks

Krippendorf's Tribe

Alvin and the Chipmunks