I'm half-kidding about buying a bunch of these jerseys, only to douse them in gasoline, start a bonfire and broadcast the whole thing on Periscope chanting vulgarities that cannot be mentioned on this forum. That's how bad these jerseys look.
Well, apparently there's this thing called training camp going on, so let's get this thread started, shall we?
P.S. I had thought about subtitling this thread "New England and the 31 dwarves", but decided against it.