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  1. Bill Paxton Memorial Region 1. Endless Tacos 5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself To counteract the sinking depression, Aladdin wishes for endless tacos. You can't have sinking depression when the tacos never stop coming. 2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America 6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship Belichick never takes a day off and living in Trump's America gives him even more motivation to #dohisjob. The warship makes quick work of all ends of the political spectrum. GD Batman Memorial Region 1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba 5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion The 3-Point Bloomin' Onion can't touch the sacredness of the Moose Leg. The Flon fights to keep the Moose Leg while those who eat the Outback's craziest creation since Crocodile Dundee might wish to exchange it for Pepto-Bismol a few hours later. 2. THX sound before movies 6. Breakfast for Dinner The THX sound drowns out the sound of sizzling bacon and overpowers the sound of frying pancakes. Sentinel Prime Memorial Region of Excellence 1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle 5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot While being quick to judge Trump, the bald eagle is apprehensive of the Mensch on the Bench and unsure of how okay he is of Team Israel's mascot, what with the eagle not being Jewish himself. This hesitation allows Moshe the Mensch (actual name of the doll) to sneak past the eagle and add more Funnukkah to Hanukkah (actual quote from the Mensch on the Bench website) and more Funnukkah to the Elite Eight. 10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy 11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue The steely-eyed gaze of the Mr. Rogers Statue banishes Tom Brady's Sex Toy from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, much to the pleasure of PBS censors and viewers like you. What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region 4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples 9. 1974 Winnebago Once the vintage family vacation tank gets going, it's hard to stop. Try as they might, the chimp bikers get run down by the Winnebago and Darwin's Disciples become the latest victim of natural selection. 14. Russian Dash Cam 15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants A pair of Wonder Sauna Hot Pants offer no protection in a Russian Dash Cam video.
  2. The MSG company owns Radio City Music Hall.
  3. Yeah McMahon is showing it's age, especially with new Mosaic Stadium opening and all the picture coming from there. A smaller stadium I've always liked is Seaman Stadium, home of the Okotoks Dawgs of the WMBL (Summer Collegiate wood bat league in Alberta and Saskatchewan).
  4. The Wild don't hate it either.
  5. Here are the rest of the Disneyland ones. These are all great and I'd definitely get some, but they don't ship outside of the States/to Canada. All the t-shirts have numbers on the back which correspond to something related to the attraction, most being the year opened. A weird note though is that most of the teams in the bracket that are from both parks use the Disneyland year despite being a part of the Disney World bracket. For example, the Internationals, Cannonballs, Goats, Skippers and Rebel Spies use their Disneyland opening date. But going the other way are the Vultures and Star Porters who use the Disney World opening date, though the Star Porters use the Disneyland rockets. The weirdest though is the Cadets. The name on the bracket is Astro Orbiter, which is the Disney World spelling, but the logo and the shirt say Astro Orbitor, the Disneyland spelling. It also uses 95 as the number, not sure where that comes from.
  6. Not to go back to previous discussions about the Stick in the Rink, but I find what the Calgary Canucks (Jr. A) have used since they began back in the '70s somewhat interesting.
  7. One of these things.
  8. (Not that it really matters but the Flon is Jr. A, not Jr. B.)
  9. Kong was a fun movie. I'm definitely looking forward to the rest of the MonsterVerse.
  10. I can now legally drink in the States as of today.
  11. I had Chik-fil-A for the first time today and it was pretty good. For those wondering, the only Chik-fil-A in Canada is located in the Calgary airport. Weirder more is it's before security so people can't take it on the planes. The only reason I was there was because I had to drop my dad off for his flight.
  12. That's for the 10th anniversary of the Stanley Cup win, which they are celebrating this weekend. I'm not sure how you're getting "not promoting the third jersey" out of this (which I believe they won't anyways).