pianoknight

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  1. College Football uniforms- 2018

    This Row The Boat stuff is ridiculous. I get that it's Flecks motivational phrase, but it feels about as corny as what your high school guidance counselor had hanging in the office. They might as well slap one of these bad boys on a uniform instead:
  2. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Boise going all-blue and Ducks going all-mauve cuz Oregon gonna Oregon.
  3. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Technically, it's three-tone. The gold stripe breaks up the white and navy. But the real key is definite and delineated colors. No gradients.
  4. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    No no, you're not doing it properly.
  5. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Those helmet thumbs remind me of playing paper football in study hall.
  6. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Oregon in all green looked terrible. Add Oregon State in all white and it was like watching plastic foosball men.
  7. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    I like color-on-color for rivalry games. USC vs UCL is always a gorgeous game and I wish Michigan vs Ohio State would be that way, too.
  8. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Crystal TechFit?
  9. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Still waiting for the American Standard or Bemis sponsored Toilet Bowl.
  10. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    The colors and weave aren't quite an exact match, but that Southern Miss shoulder texture really reminds me of the later Star Trek TNG film uniforms.
  11. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Eventually, we'll get enough Stormtrooper and BFBS games that it'll be just like the days before color TV. Back when Army was a powerhouse and Beano Cook called the game between the Irish and Pitt at Old Yankee Stadium.
  12. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Utes must not be Jewish.
  13. Oklahoma making the switch to Jordan Brand in 2018

    Unless you're West Virginia.
  14. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Maybe with all the accusations Nike faces of child labor, they're trying to distance themselves from reckless endangerment.
  15. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    I do find it kind of hilarious that after Nebraska left for the Big Ten, Oklahoma started using a white helmet with a red stripe. I know that's not correlated whatsoever, but the timing always struck me as funny, given the storied rivalry. As far as uniforms, less is more with Oklahoma. I like the wood pattern they've used in recent years, but they don't need to get crazy with design. Some teams just look fantastic already and trendy alternates just muck it up.
  16. Bizarre Athlete Endorsements

    Someone mentioned Shaq above. He is the king of non-sports endorsements. Gold Bond The General Car Insurance Sleep apnea masks Radio Shack Zales ... and dozens more: https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/03/06/shaqs-endorsements-ranked
  17. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Arizona should just wear that for every game. The rest of their set is microwave-warmed garbage.
  18. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Get out.
  19. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Just put the forks on the shoulders/sleeve cap and Sparky on the helmet.
  20. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    And ASU will never let us forget it. I can get behind Tillman's own personal choice but there are literally hundreds, if not thousands of slain military personnel who have played college football. Army, Navy and Air Force do field football teams, but you rarely see them going to the lengths of the ASU Tillman thing. If anyone has ever seen the Clint Eastwood film, "Flags of Our Fathers," you get a sense of what true heroes are vs what the media manufactures as herodom. Pretty sure Tillman didn't join up in hopes that one day his name would be all over ASU merchandise. Now, can we please get back to uniform talk?
  21. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    So we're basically shaking the corpse for loose change at this point. Maybe we can get Lee Corso to put on his head during GameDay.
  22. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    Seriously, just exhume Tillman and put him in a glass case like Lenin.
  23. College Football Uniforms - 2017 Season

    You could call it a...... Missouri