The Giant Pacific Octopus

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    Sinking ships and dragging sailors down to their watery graves.
    Wrapping my tentacles around sexy women.

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  1. UEFA Euro 2016 Thread

    Watching Portugal wear those awesome minty uniforms. It made me crave Chocolate-Mint ice cream. I must have eaten about 20 tubs of that stuff during the tournament.
  2. Unused Logos and Uniforms

    That logo is way better than the logo they use now. But then again, a picture of a German Shepard's shaved ass would look better than the logo they have now.
  3. UEFA Euro 2016 Thread

    Can someone explain sumpin' to me? How does a team that won only one game in regulation time (after 90 minutes), finishes third in their group, won as many regulation time games as Turkey and Albania, won less regulation time games as Iceland and couldn't score a goal against Austria win this tournament? I'm confused!
  4. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    That's not a hockey jersey. That's a piece of Disney merchandise. That's something that a cartoon character would wear. When I watch the Ducks I want to see a hockey team. If I wanted to see Disney paraphernalia I would watch Disney On Ice.
  5. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    I agree.
  6. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    Yes it is.
  7. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    Its a great dynamic design. Doesn't look poorly rendered at all. And yes a Ducks foot in the shape of a D is just as clever as that hidden "H" between the whales tail and "W" from the old Whalers logo or the "MB" in the shape of a baseball glove for the old Brewers logo.
  8. Euro 2016 uniform match-ups

    I love Portugal's minty green uniforms. As for Croatia all I see is a picnic table cover.
  9. Wherein We Discuss Theme Parks

    ^ I only lost to King Kong. I beat Godzilla and a giant Frankenstein monster
  10. Wherein We Discuss Theme Parks

    I fought King Kong once. He kicked my ass. I'm telling you I can beat evrry kind of giant monster you can think of. -Giant lizards -Giant bugs -Giant robots -Giant thing-a-ma-jings from outer space But I just can't beat a giant ape. I fought a giant ape three times and got my ass kicked each and every time. Getting punched in the face by a giant ape is like getting punched in the face with a sledgehammer.
  11. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    How many sports buildings in Canada have "Rogers" in the name again? I hear the Parliament Building in Ottawa is going to be renamed the Rogers Parliament Building.
  12. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    While I'm glad the Penguins went back to the old look, I will miss the old gold. When I look at the "gold" on these "new" uniforms I think of yellow. To me gold is the color of actual gold. Whether its Gold bars Gold coins or a Gold medal The gold from the previous set looked more like Gold to me than the yellow/gold they have now.
  13. 2016-17 NHL Uniform and Logo Changes

    I like the new Leafs look and logo. Classic, sharp, simple, and effective. I just wish the word "Toronto" on the logo was flat and horizontal rather than arched but other than that, pretty solid.
  14. Euro 2016 uniform match-ups

    That Spanish kit is hilarious. It looks like the dude was eating a hotdog with mustard and ketchup and then dropped it on his shirt leaving stains behind.
  15. Las Vegas NHL Expansion

    Its one of the best nicknames in all sports. The epitome of intimidation, power, fear and desire. When the Black Knight would come into town all the men quaked in fear. The women were terrified but strangely aroused seeing his powerful intimidating form astride his horse. They knew he was bad news but couldn't help that panging in their breasts. The King would be terrified. "Prithy Thee. Thy scoundrel Blacketh Knight has besieged my Kingdom. May not the Gods help thee in thy hour of need?" Silent. Deadly. No mercy given. None taken. A grim reaper in armor. A Darth Vader in the years of yore. Not just any common Knight. The horrid, feared BLACK KNIGHT.