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  1. That Chelsea project inside Battersea Power Plant is insane
  2. That is a problem far from specific to The Ringer, unfortunately
  3. 1. Endless Tacos 9. Giant anthropomorphic eggplant that :censored:s grenades The eggplant starts off strong, but tires which, combined with increased fecal output from so many Tacos eventually leads to the vegetable self exploding on one of its own grenades; meanwhile the Tacos just keep on coming. 5. Sinking depression of remembering Robin Williams killed himself 13. Harambe You know who'd be good in a film about the ridiculousness of the world losing its collective :censored: over a dead ape? Robin Will.... Oh, yeah. That happened didn't it. 3. PBJ the size of Maine 6. Bill Belichik in an ironclad warship Even with the inordinate size of the foe, it's lack of offense combined with the relentlessness of 'Ole Bill means that he wins. Eventually. 2. The sinking depression of living in Trump's America 7. Goro If one REALLY, REALLY tries, one can avoid thinking about Trump; whilst if Goro is onto you you cannot avoid him. 1. The sacred moose leg of Flin Flon, MB 9. Accidental curly fry Every time you receive an accidental curly fry it is down to the moose leg using its sacred power to do benevolent good and spread happiness. 5. Outback's new 3-Point bloomin' onion 13. The TV Guide Channel The sheer ridiculousness of the onion induces desire, but one that I know would be followed by regret. The channel may not be as exciting, but it's solid, wholesome and reliable. 3. Nostalgia Bower 6. Breakfast for dinner All day breakfast is the goddamned best. 2. THX sound before movies 10. A tangled slinky The sound comes and goes, only to subsequently return. Once tangled, the slinky is gone forever. 1. Anti Trump bald eagle 9. Ancient Aliens Robot Osiris The Eagle that gave us one of the greatest gifs of all time cannot go down yet. 4. Buffalo Sabres' skate-wearing buffalo 5. Team Israel WBC mascot Ludicrous as both are, the mensch on the bench wins because it actually came to fruition, and was not just a concept. 3. Russell, MB goalie beer thief 11. Freaky Mr. Rogers statue The pilfering goal tender is so drunk that to him the statue looks normal, and it is able to exert none of its freaky influence upon him. 2. OG Aaron Burr 10. Tom Brady's sex toy Ridiculously comic as the dildo is, Burr absolutely doesn't care and just shoots it and moves on. 9. 1974 Winnebago 16. KellyAnne Conway's next true statement I cannot in good conscience do anything which could possibly make Kellyanne Conway feel good about being Kellyanne Conway. 4. Chimp biker gang - Darwin's disciples 5. Detroit Hard as this is to do, Detroit is one of the few cities that has seen and dealt with a heck of a lot weirder and more intimidating than the Chimps. 6. Real life sharknado 14. Russian dash Cam I find it impossible to improve upon @nash61's reasoning behind this 10. Righteous indignation of Keith Olbermann 15. Wonder sauna hot pants Entertaining, and correct, as Olbermann is, I fully understand the indignation. The hot pants meanwhile? I have no idea what this mystifying :censored: is, and I really want to know more.
  4. Like BayouJim I think this is pretty much there. I would definitely include Dean Malenko in the monday night wars era though.
  5. I think I'd like the smell of freshly cut grass more if it wasn't so strongly associated for me with goddamned terrible allergies
  6. The same place the Carolina Hurricanes have been stuck for the last 10 years?
  7. Atlanta
  8. Its completely and utterly ludicrous to try and compare the Hurricanes to the original Browns. The Hurricanes actually won something.
  9. Back in the 1950s F1 used to award a point for the driver who drove the fastest lap of the race, which is an okay idea in principle. It did however lead to the farcical situation at the 1954 British Grand Prix were, due to the lack of precision in timing systems back then, seven guys tied for the fastest lap, leading to some pretty extreme fractional points. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_British_Grand_Prix
  10. Green Bay New England
  11. Atlanta New England Pittsburgh Dallas