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  1. Bill Paxton Memorial Region 1. Endless Tacos 5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself The occasional reminder that a childhood idol ended their own life prematurely out of their own depression, and the sadness and existential crisis about our own mortality that follows, is somehow a preferable alternative to endless diarrhea. 2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America 6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship Perhaps unsurprisingly, Bill Belichick is good friends with Trump. This obnoxious, unfeeling bastard is completely immune to the effects of the Sinking Depression and thus his Ironclad Warship remains afloat. GD Batman Memorial Region 1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba 5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion I'm a picky eater, so I'd rather endure the hockey brawl started by merely touching the Sacred Moose Leg. 2. THX sound before movies 6. Breakfast for Dinner The THX sound is loud and deafening, but Breakfast for Dinner sounds awesome. Sentinel Prime Memorial Region of Excellence 1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle 5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot Unfortunately for the Team Israel mascot, it is interpreted by the Anti-Trump Eagle as a stereotypical racist caricature that Trump would probably like, and is torn to shreds in mere seconds. 10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy 11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue I think that even an inanimate sex toy with a smiley face drawn on it would be terrified of this horrible creepy thing. What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region 4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples 9. 1974 Winnebago Darwin's Disciples are the kings of the road and they're not gonna let this old banger get past them so easily. It doesn't take much effort for the Chimps to knock this caravan off the road and into a ditch. 14. Russian Dash Cam 15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants Someone caught wearing Wonder Sauna Hot Pants in Russian Dash Cam footage would be mildly amusing at best. And yet it would be the least surprising thing in the video.
  2. I sorely underestimated the power of the THX Sound. Holy crap. Close but no banana for Harambe, I guess he didn't have much staying power since he's also a dead meme now.
  3. A convenient pile of cash? Of course I'd be richer. Also that's the wrong currency.
  4. The original MMPR cast - Austin St. John, Walter Jones, Amy Jo Johnson, David Yost, and Jason David Frank will be at the premiere of the movie tomorrow night, and they'll be doing a Q&A! And I've suddenly been hit with the sinking depression of remembering that Thuy Trang died in a car accident.
  5. Speaking of late arrivals... The Glum George Lucas Twitter account
  6. The Coyotes are reducing their seating capacity next season.
  7. Of course it's stupid. That's the whole point
  8. Bill Paxton Memorial Region 1. Endless Tacos 9. Giant Anthropomorphic Eggplant that s Grenades The Eggplant's explosive excrements can only destroy so many Tacos, but they just keep on coming. He attempts to eat his way through several of them to refuel his grenade supply, but they don't agree with his digestive system and he explodes from the deadly combination of his own grenades and taco diarrhea. 5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself 13. Harambe Now this is an interesting matchup. Robin Williams was a living legend who brought joy and humour to people around the world. Harambe was a random zoo animal, an unknown, unheard of, nobody-in-particular, who propelled to internet superstardom and brought a morbid sense of joy and humour to people around the world only after he died. No joke, I decided this one on a coin flip. 3. PBJ the Size of Maine 6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship As obnoxious as Bill and his mighty Warship are, they can't really do much against this delicious, gargantuan, Peanut Butter and Jam sandwich. 2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America 7. Goro A sudden inconvenient obstruction to your ultimate goal VS the long-term misery, uncertainty, and unfathomable stupidity that'll stick around for four years minimum. No contest. GD Batman Memorial Region 1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba 9. Accidental Curly Fry The Curly Fry might have a better chance at winning if it were a sacred object that had the ability to start a brawl because your opponent merely touches it. 5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion 13. The TV Guide Channel Stare at the TV Guide Channel long enough and you'll get bored. But one look at Outback's ludicrous menu item will make you feel really hungry or really sick. I think this thing has potential down the line. 3. Nostalgia Boner 6. Breakfast for Dinner Between Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Pokemon, Marvel, DC, Pokemon, Star Wars, Pokemon, Pokemon, and Pokemon, there's plenty of nostalgia to go around and it's all the rage these days. Occasionally to the point of being downright insufferable. On the flipside, how often do people have breakfast for dinner? 2. THX sound before movies 10. Tangled Slinky Not even this loud and powerful sound is enough to untangle a Slinky. Sentinel Prime Memorial Region 1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle 9. Ancient Aliens' Robot Osiris The Ancient Alien Robot that can pull itself back together sounds unbeatable in theory, but this is the Eagle that made the now-President of the United States cower in fear. The Eagle will emerge victorious with its resilient, stubborn, don't-give-a-crap fighting spirit. 4. Buffalo Sabres' skate-wearing buffalo 5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot This one's a bit difficult to judge because I've never seen this elusive unused Sabres logo. The Team Israel mascot is cute and inoffensive on the surface, but no matter how you look at it, it's a stereotypical, and maybe self-deprecating, caricature of an ethnoreligious group. Made in 2017. I think it wins based on that crazy fact alone. 3. Russell, MB Goalie Beer Thief 11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue Stick that thing outside (or for hilarious effect, inside) a shop and it would scare away even the greatest and toughest of hockey goalies. 2. OG Aaron Burr 10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy Another coin flip because I don't know anything about Aaron Burr. I'm not doing well so far. Bernie Kosar Knows What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region 9. 1974 Winnebago 16. Kellyanne Conway's Next True Statement This caravan ain't buying her crap for one second. But it might run her over. 4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples 5. Detroit Darwin's Disciples must have balls to be casually driving through the Motor City... I guess. I dunno. I've heard things and running gags about Detroit but don't know much about the place. As a result I'm having a hard time making up something funny that hasn't already been said. Gotta go with the GToV mainstay. 6. Real Life Sharknado 14. Russian Dash Cam Somehow the accidents and bad driving on display from Russian Dash Cam footage manages to be even more absurd than the idea of a Real Life Sharknado. You just couldn't make that up. 10. Righteous Indignation of Keith Olbermann 15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants Another coin flip. Gadammit.
  9. I'd have liked a cameo from Austin St. John but I'm not losing any sleep over it. To be honest I wasn't expecting any, and it's nice that we're getting cameos after all.
  10. The meme's kind of died, so maybe it's the ghost of the ghost of Harambe?
  11. Twitch is doing a Power Rangers marathon right now! Maybe it's just me who doesn't see the resemblance then. Rita's apparently set to have five different outfits in the movie, and there's a very... spoilery (and yet, kinda obvious) reason she's wearing green.
  12. That's a shame. I guess my planned candidates including a T-Rex riding a Minibike, a Duckjacked NHL logo thread (the long-awaited successor to Wild Wing on fire), and the Cookie Monster with Diabetes will have to wait until next year
  13. The comparison was always going to be made but the similarity is superficial at best. They're both heavily detailed giant humanoid robots and that's really about it. Now when it comes to the original TV designs of both, I can see a stronger resemblance between the two (in fact Optimus Prime looking like the Megazord was what drew me to Transformers) but with these modern day movie versions there's a clear aesthetic difference. The Transformers are very angular and mechanical, but with the Zords there's more of an organic feel to them. Even Pacific Rim has established its own aesthetic, and befitting of a film that takes place mostly at sea the robots there are kinda like giant walking battleships. Based on one of the toys, I think the Megazord will have a sword. But considering the Mastodon forms part of the legs and feet, I doubt we'll be seeing the head shield. In fairness we didn't see much of that in the show either That was made so that there would be a combining toy, but because of the way the Zords are designed for film first (as opposed to toys first like the TV show) there's a few inconsistencies with the on-screen model. We get a vague idea based on the colour separation but unlike the combiner toy it's not clear that the T-Rex legs become the Megazord arms, for example. The toy has the Triceratops head as one of the feet, but in the film the head crest has formed armour on both knees. The toys also have the Megazord horns in pink but it looks like they're red in the film.
  14. Now that's a solid look. With the Flames current uniform - and by extension the pre-Edge set it's loosely based on - I like the use of black on the red jersey but really hate how it's used on the white uniform. On the former it kind of fits and contrasts well with the red, but on their white jersey it feels like its been forced in. The way you've used it here feels a lot more natural and works really well. If the Flames came out with these tomorrow they'd be one of the best dressed teams in the league. As for the idea of a full length yoke, personally I think that would be a bit much. But why not try it out anyway?