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  1. RockyTopper

    2019 NFL Off-Season Thread

    Waiting for a Boston sports writer to cry about this being a "Roger Goodell conspiracy" against the poor poor underdog Pats organization...
  2. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    I wouldn't give up a day of my life to see the Titans win it all. Why? My dad has been a Vikings fan since he was 9 years old and watched them lose SB IV on TV (he became a Vikings fan because he loved how their helmets looked). That was 50 years ago. He doesn't even watch the NFL nowadays. I'd still rather see him get to see the Vikings win if I had the choice.
  3. RockyTopper

    NFL Merry-Go-Round: Relocation Roundelay

    The Oakland Raiders of San Francisco (en Route to Las Vegas)
  4. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Jeff Fisher sits in his den as the game ends. He picks up his 1999 AFC championship ring. "To get there and come up short, I know how it feels. After all," He sets the ring down and looks at a photo of himself on the sidelines in a Rams jacket. He smirks under his graying mustache. "I got you there. You knew you'd regret firing me someday. Today's that day, I guess." He turns off the TV, goes to his kitchen, and microwaves a mediocre TV dinner for the fourth straight night.
  5. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback in NFL history. The 2001-present Patriots are the greatest dynasty in NFL history. I will probably never see one QB-coach duo, or any one player in general, win 6 SBs again. I'd rather just let it run its course and accept it as a cool bit of history I'm watching than let it make me angry or feel like some atrocity has been inflicted upon the world because some sportsball team keeps winning. I remember being in middle school and getting uncontrollably angry when the 2008 Titans lost in the divisional round after such an amazing 10-0 start season. I felt cheated and outright hated human beings for the childish reason of their being professional athletes in a uniform I don't root for. Why would I want to fly off the handlebars like that over a game as an adult? Where's the entertainment or happiness in that? And to feel that way over a Pats dynasty that has had an unprecedented run of success? Not worth it. Life goes on. I'll just watch it until it ends and get to tell kids decades from now, "I watched it unfold, I was there, I'm a witness to sports history." Makes for a cool life novelty, if anything.
  6. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    I change my mind but not my special teams allegiance: #GostkowskiforMVP
  7. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    A football team winning a lot making you this upset is more detrimental to your life than the football team that wins a lot ever can be. The Patriots winning 6 super bowls ain't a crime against humanity.
  8. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    No! Shoo! Go away offense! No more points! Don't you know this is a special teams invitational! Sheesh.
  9. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Blown calls? Garbage officiating? Lack of parity? Player safety controversies? Nah, all we gotta see to know how much of a farce this league is if the SBLIII:GYMSTI MVP ain't a special teams player.
  10. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Super Bowl LIII: The Garo Yepremian Memorial Special Teams Invitational
  11. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Regardless of who wins or final score: #JohnnyHekkerforMVP
  12. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    Don't have to worry about a comeback if nobody plays offense
  13. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

  14. I heard they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night. Blew up his house, too. Geez, what a mess of a league.
  15. RockyTopper

    NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LIII

    And thanks to a blatant no-call in New Orleans, we don't even get a consolation prize of a Brady vs Brees Super Bowl showdown. What a bummer, man.