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Given the recent news about Gordie Howe's health, I have been faced with an awkward situation. Gordie Howe is a "lifetime member" of the junior hockey team I work for. However, in the eventual case that Mr. Hockey does pass on, what happens?

Does he lose his lifetime membership? Is it for his lifetime or our lifetime?

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

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Looking at nhl.com and geez, is Gordie Howe the Black Knight or something? Look at this lede:

Howe slowed after minor stroke, serious back pain

This is an 86-year-old man with dementia who just had a minor stroke this week after a major stroke last month. And now his back is going out and they're like "this is really slowing him down but we're trying to get him back on the treadmill in the next couple weeks and get things moving back in the right direction." Kids, maybe things are moving in the right direction. I know the title of "Mr. Hockey" carries certain responsibilities, but if you die at 86 after a long and wildly successful life, we're not gonna think you aren't tough.

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What exactly does being a lifetime member of a junior hockey team entail?

Absolutely nothing. It's a figurehead position. He came to the first ever game, and we're called the Red Wings, so they make a big deal about it.

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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I don't see why a "lifetime membership" couldn't mean both for his life and the life of the team. Meaning when he passes, the "lifetime membership" is continued posthumously for the life of the franchise or its successors and assigns.

Problem solved.

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Looking at nhl.com and geez, is Gordie Howe the Black Knight or something? Look at this lede:

Howe slowed after minor stroke, serious back pain

This is an 86-year-old man with dementia who just had a minor stroke this week after a major stroke last month. And now his back is going out and they're like "this is really slowing him down but we're trying to get him back on the treadmill in the next couple weeks and get things moving back in the right direction." Kids, maybe things are moving in the right direction. I know the title of "Mr. Hockey" carries certain responsibilities, but if you die at 86 after a long and wildly successful life, we're not gonna think you aren't tough.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I read earlier that Gordie's son said, "Chronic back pain, advanced stages of dementia and high blood pressure are taking a toll on his bedridden father."

First off, duh. But second off, Could that have been worded any more oddly? "Oh yeah, Gords got it kinda rough right now. Sore knees, weak stream,terminalpancreaticcancer,a bit of a cold, and that darn memory of his, haha. He should be back on his feet in a few days."

Considering his profession and legacy, Howe is basically playing with house money as it is in terms of time left. Can't really be sad about this one. Just gotta tip your cap and hope we all can be as fortunate.

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Well said Bucfan. Here's to hoping his final days are quick and as painless as possible.

"And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday." 

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What exactly does being a lifetime member of a junior hockey team entail?

Absolutely nothing. It's a figurehead position. He came to the first ever game, and we're called the Red Wings, so they make a big deal about it.

Keep it around in some way. There's a chance (however small) that it could blow up that you're taking something away from him, but nobody will blink an eye at a team honoring him. Let the next guy in your job be the one that takes it away.

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It will be a sad day when Gordie Howe passes, but if he is in that bad of shape it may be for the best. He will certainley be celebrated across the sports world for a few days when it does happen.

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