infrared41

RD 2: 2017 Glorious Tournament of Victory

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I don't know if this affects the voting, but Maine is not one of the original 13 colonies. It's a PBJ the size of the 23rd state.

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Round 2 Results

 

 

Bill Paxton Memorial Region:  Larry Fine Field House - Floyds Knobs, Indiana

 

1. Endless Tacos - 28

9. Giant Anthropomorphic Eggplant that :censored:s Grenades - 8

 

5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself 19

13. Harambe 17

 

6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship - 19

3. PBJ the Size of Maine - 17

 

2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America - 19

7. Goro - 17

 

GD Batman Memorial Region: Caesar Romero Memorial Arena - Chugwater, Wyoming

 

1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba - 21

9. Accidental Curly Fry - 12

 

5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion - 17

13. The TV Guide Channel - 15

 

6. Breakfast for Dinner - 18

3. Nostalgia Boner - 15

 

2. THX sound before movies - 27

10. Tangled Slinky - 6

 

Sentinel Prime Memorial Region of Excellence: Bill Bryson Centre - Chicken Bone, Mississippi

 

1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle - 25

9. Ancient Aliens' Robot Osiris - 10

 

5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot - 20

4. Buffalo Sabres' skate-wearing buffalo - 14

 

11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue - 20

3. Russell, MB Goalie Beer Thief - 14

 

10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy - 19*

2. OG Aaron Burr - 18

 

*Via tiebreaker 

 

What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region: Slim Whitman Memorial Arena - Mule Shoe, Texas

 

9. 1974 Winnebago - 25

16. Kellyanne Conway's Next True Statement - 10

 

4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples - 28

5. Detroit - 7

 

14. Russian Dash Cam - 18

6. Real Life Sharknado - 16

 

15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants - 24

10. Righteous Indignation of Keith Olbermann - 11

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17 minutes ago, infrared41 said:

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Round 2 Results

 

 

Bill Paxton Memorial Region:  Larry Fine Field House - Floyds Knobs, Indiana

 

1. Endless Tacos - 28

9. Giant Anthropomorphic Eggplant that :censored:s Grenades - 8

 

5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself 19

13. Harambe 17

 

6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship - 19

3. PBJ the Size of Maine - 17

 

2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America - 19

7. Goro - 17

 

GD Batman Memorial Region: Caesar Romero Memorial Arena - Chugwater, Wyoming

 

1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba - 21

9. Accidental Curly Fry - 12

 

5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion - 17

13. The TV Guide Channel - 15

 

6. Breakfast for Dinner - 18

3. Nostalgia Boner - 15

 

2. THX sound before movies - 27

10. Tangled Slinky - 6

 

Sentinel Prime Memorial Region of Excellence: Bill Bryson Centre - Chicken Bone, Mississippi

 

1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle - 25

9. Ancient Aliens' Robot Osiris - 10

 

5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot - 20

4. Buffalo Sabres' skate-wearing buffalo - 14

 

11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue - 20

3. Russell, MB Goalie Beer Thief - 14

 

10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy - 19*

2. OG Aaron Burr - 18

 

*Via tiebreaker 

 

What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region: Slim Whitman Memorial Arena - Mule Shoe, Texas

 

9. 1974 Winnebago - 25

16. Kellyanne Conway's Next True Statement - 10

 

4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples - 28

5. Detroit - 7

 

14. Russian Dash Cam - 18

6. Real Life Sharknado - 16

 

15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants - 24

10. Righteous Indignation of Keith Olbermann - 11

 

Chimp Biker Gang, wow!  

 

Also I'm really bummed that PBJ lost to Belichick.  

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I sorely underestimated the power of the THX Sound. Holy crap.

 

Close but no banana for Harambe, I guess he didn't have much staying power since he's also a dead meme now.

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12 minutes ago, Still MIGHTY said:

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1 hour ago, CS85 said:

Chimp Biker Gang, wow!  

 

That one really surprised me. Going into the round of 32, I thought the Chimps vs. Detroit was going to be the match up of the tournament. On the selection show, we all agreed that Detroit was a really strong entry. I figured the Chimps were probably done and we were going to get our first Final Four that didn't include a representative from the Chimp Conference. Nope. Detroit was doomed from the start. The Chimps were up 18-0 before Detroit even got on the board.  

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What if the Chimp Conference turns into the Red Wings/Patriots?  In the future, you'll have to tell people, "Believe it or not, there was a time when the chimps couldn't buy a win in the GToV."

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