Cosmic Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 I can't wait for the pregame ceremony where Jesus descends to midfield and lays his healing hands upon Tom Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayMac Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Cosmic said: I can't wait for the pregame ceremony where Jesus descends to midfield and lays his healing hands upon Tom Brady. But isn't Tom Brady already Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Here's a weird but serious thought: Who the hell is the backup QB for New England if Brady either gets hurt or can't play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 hour ago, jmac11281 said: But isn't Tom Brady already Jesus? God the Father, God the Son, and God the QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, Seadragon76 said: Here's a weird but serious thought: Who the hell is the backup QB for New England if Brady either gets hurt or can't play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabcake Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Saying Tom Brady is “questionable” to play is like saying it’s “questionable” that the sun will rise tomorrow. “Yeah, but there’s a chance it might not happen” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 http://www.phillyvoice.com/super-bowl-lii-conspiracy-nfl-shares-early-patriots-vikings-promo/ "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Damn dirtsheets. PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 With the Eagles trailing by 5 with 10 seconds left on the clock, Jay Ajayi busts one up the middle and appears headed for the end zone, when all of a sudden Roger Goodell comes out on the field and signals for the referee to blow the whistle and rule that he was out of bounds, despite being in between the hashes, thus ending the game and securing the championship for the Vikings. After being punched in the face and spat on by owner Jeffrey Lurie, Goodell proclaims "Roger Goodell didn't screw Jeffrey - Jeffrey screwed Jeffrey." The Vikings deny the conspiracy for a decade, before owner (insert Vikings' owner's name here) admits it to Lurie while on his death bed. Oh - the Patriots ended up demolishing the Vikings two weeks later, but that's not germane to the story. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 I wonder if the Eagles told the NFL that they're going to lose so they don't risk winning a title with Foles rather than Wentz. That would certainly explain it, and if sports talk radio is any indication, there is a non-insignificant number of fans that hope they don't win it with Foles. "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabcake Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, BringBackTheVet said: I wonder if the Eagles told the NFL that they're going to lose so they don't risk winning a title with Foles rather than Wentz. That would certainly explain it, and if sports talk radio is any indication, there is a non-insignificant number of fans that hope they don't win it with Foles. Sports radio talk should definitely be taken with a grain of salt. People here in Baltimore were seriously calling for Joe Flacco to be benched for Ryan Mallett in 2015. The fact that Mallett was Flacco’s backup in 2017 (one of his worst years, especially in the beginning) proves that that was nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBTV Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfan1 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 True. You could also include some Canadian towns in the teal area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rxmc89 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I was just about to say, is anybody besides Patriots fans not rooting for the Jaguars? Like, even one person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogeshak Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Here's hoping to see Brady on his back all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabcake Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 OHHHHH YOU BEAUTY BORTLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Noire Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I’ve never been down on the Jags uniforms. In fact I quite like them. I wish they would wear the teal more, but I digress. It’s that damn helmet though. Kills it all. Make that thing all black and you won’t hear a peep out of me. But they won’t, so they could potentially win their 1st title in their worst look like the Cavs did. The Cavs are gonna have a throwback night in 30 years for that thing. That’s a shame. Also, go Jags. Get the Patriots out of here. Signed, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Watching Tom Brady get crunched at home is so fun. We all remember 28-3 so no victory laps yet, but what a fun start to this game. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Blake Bortles is the prototypical QB that the Patriots usually struggle against, so I am not surprised by any of this. On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Brass said: Blake Bortles is the prototypical QB that the Patriots usually struggle against, so I am not surprised by any of this. You mean the greatest playoff QB of all time? I can see that. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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