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2017 NFL Season: Then there were Two

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5 minutes ago, BringBackTheVet said:

That was bad. I shouldn’t pick on the goat like that. I’ll be happy if anyone loses a head, even if not Brady. 

 

Spoiler

 

 

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4 hours ago, BringBackTheVet said:

 

Can’t say the same. I hope NE is on offense and there’s a fumble, and everyone is fighting for the ball, only for the Patriots to start pointing that they’ve recovered, and Gronkowski emerges with what he thinks is the ball and runs into the end zone for a TD. He then spikes the ball, only to realize that it was actually Tom Brady’s decapetated head (things got out of hand in the pile.)

 

while everyone is in shock and is vomiting at the sight of a headless quarterback and a spiked head, Brandon Graham picks up the real ball and runs it in for the go ahead (and eventual winning) score. 

 

They cart brady’s Corpse off the field, and in the post game interview, all Belichick says is that he “has an upper body injury” and should be fine. 

 

Someone steals Brady’s head and has it bronzed. It sells for millions - to some rich Eagles fan, who commissions a statue of an eagles player holding the head (which is actually Brady’s head) triumphantly in the air. 

 

Now, I’ve seen the script and obviously that’s not happening... unless...

 

Is this during the one designated play where a team gets to use a silverback gorilla? You didn't make it very clear.

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5 minutes ago, sc49erfan15 said:

 

Is this during the one designated play where a team gets to use a silverback gorilla? You didn't make it very clear.

Patriots use one all the time. I think he wears #87. :lol:

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2 hours ago, sc49erfan15 said:

 

Is this during the one designated play where a team gets to use a silverback gorilla? You didn't make it very clear.

The Harambe meme died years ago, let it rest

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19 minutes ago, Crabcake47 said:

The Harambe meme died years ago, let it rest

 

You have no idea what we’re talking about. 

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11 minutes ago, BringBackTheVet said:

 

You have no idea what we’re talking about. 

I do, it was a joke. A poor one, admittedly, but still a joke. 

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I expect lots of happiness and absolutely no complaining at all to occur in this thread today. 

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4 minutes ago, Magic Dynasty said:

50 bucks says the Eagles lose 24-23 because of that missed extra point

Image result for i like those odds simpsons

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That's the kind of hit they'll show footage of in 100 years when full-contact football is extinct to illustrate why it went extinct.
 

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Brady going out for a pass would have been a great time for him to be decapitated.

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Just now, Cosmic said:

Brady going out for a pass would have been a great time for him to be decapitated.

 

This is something Chris Benoit would have written in mid-2007.

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35 minutes ago, Magic Dynasty said:

50 bucks says the Eagles lose 24-23 because of that missed extra point

will say not getting that 2 point  conversion will hurt too.

 

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Did anyone else let out an audible groan when the headlight during the MLK commercial signaled it was actually about a car?

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