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2017 NFL Season: Then there were Two


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The Chargers are in LA, an NFL game is taking place in a mid-sized soccer stadium, and Jay Cutler is QB for the Miami Dolphins.

 

None of this should be real.

1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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2 minutes ago, ninersdd said:

Both the Niners and Seahawks are TD-less through a combined 12 quarters. Carlos Hyde so far as flipped middle fingers at the Hawks vaunted defense.

I said it a month ago....Seattle's O-line is awful.  May be the worst in the league.  And their key defensive players are getting older.  I didn't have them making the playoffs in my predictions.

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The Football Clippers lost their first regular season game in a soccer stadium on free kicks, made by Miami and missed by the LAC.

 

They also shot off fireworks after their missed field goal.

 

Glorious.

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38 minutes ago, HedleyLamarr said:

I said it a month ago....Seattle's O-line is awful.  May be the worst in the league.  And their key defensive players are getting older.  I didn't have them making the playoffs in my predictions.

Only reason Seattle is going to make the playoffs is because they're in the same division as the literal Rams, 49ers, and Cardinals. 

 

Same reason teams like the Steelers, Packers & Texans make the playoffs even when they're having mediocre seasons. Their divisions are just such garbage. 

Red Sox: 8    Celtics: 17    Bruins: 6    Patriots: 5

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46 minutes ago, HedleyLamarr said:

I said it a month ago....Seattle's O-line is awful.  May be the worst in the league.  And their key defensive players are getting older.  I didn't have them making the playoffs in my predictions.

 

The only problem with this is someone from the West has to. And Arizona is in just as much trouble as Seattle.

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Apparently the Broncos didn't get the memo that you're suppose to play your worst game, like every Cowboys' player is doing. 

 

Cowboys haven't been blownout like this in quite some time. Winning the turnover battle, minimal penalties, but just simply being beat in every facet of the game. 

 

Well done, Broncos. Ain't even mad. 

Cowboys - Lakers - LAFC - USMNT - LA Rams - LA Kings - NUFC 

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I know they've only played the Bills and 49ers, who are pretty bad and utter toilet respectively, but the Panthers defense has only given up 6 points in 2 games, not bad at all.

1 hour ago, BringBackTheVet said:

sorry sweetie, but I don't suck minor-league d

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7 hours ago, Viola73 said:

So....you have a bunch of football thugs...in the largest Bible study group in the NFL....in hopes of balancing out their Karma....? 

Yeah, this definitely sounds like the Bengals.

: )

 

Speaking of fanbases that need a few decades of failure on all fronts....

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
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Today, we are all otaku.

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