Logomaster2000

My Hockey Jersey is too Small!

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Ok,  since the Olympics are upon us, I've been feeling patriotic, and, of course, I'm gonna wear my team Canada hockey jersey. But it's a bit too small. (I wear a men's medium or large. The jersey is a Nike small, which also fits tighter than other manufacturers' jerseys.) The sleeves are a bit short, and it's not too long vertically either. Any tips/ideas on how to wear it best?

 

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Have a salad for dinner.

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6 hours ago, Cosmic said:

Have a salad for dinner.

Haha. Trust me, if I was any skinnier my shoulders would fit through the neck hole, and the jersey would fall off. :lol:

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1 minute ago, Logomaster2000 said:

An excellent observation, but I am very, very cheap.

 

Then get a job, or find someone who is wearing one that will fit you and steal it off of their back.  If you're as skinny as you describe, I would recommend arming yourself if you do this.  A chainsaw would work.

 

Cut up the jersey, or simply go without.  I can't tell if this is a serious question, but I'm really not sure what answer you're really expecting to receive.

 

Things cost money.  You want something (a proper fitting jersey) that you're not willing to spend money on, so you're in a bind.  Posting on a message board isn't going to fix it.

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Have you tried Hare Krishna?

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cut off your arms below the elbow (might need a friend to help with the second one) and then saw have the friend saw you in half under the belly button.  It'll suck for your sex life (though if you're as cheap as you say it is, I can't imagine you're attracting much) and for general mobility, but if wearing that jersey is a priority, then you need to be prepared to make sacrifices.

 

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Find someone with a jersey too big and trade.

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I mean this is the nicest way possible, but the OP must be an interesting-looking fellow. The arms are too short, but his shoulders almost fit through the neck hole? On a size small jersey? I think the only hope is to wear a proper-fitting shirt in the same color underneath, and maybe it won't be immediately apparent that your butter is spread over too much bread.

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3 hours ago, BringBackTheVet said:

 

Then get a job, or find someone who is wearing one that will fit you and steal it off of their back.  If you're as skinny as you describe, I would recommend arming yourself if you do this.  A chainsaw would work.

A chainsaw wouldn't work in this case if you don't want to get blood all over the jersey which would be murder to clean off.

 

I'd recommend going the Kim Jong-Nam route.

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I - no, the COMMUNITY needs to know how this ended.  Did you wear the too small jersey?   Did you get just-right jersey?  Did you alter the too-small jersey?  Did you mutilate your body to make the too-small jersey fit just right?  Did you murder anyone with a chainsaw?  DON'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS!

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2 hours ago, BringBackTheVet said:

I - no, the COMMUNITY needs to know how this ended.  Did you wear the too small jersey?   Did you get just-right jersey?  Did you alter the too-small jersey?  Did you mutilate your body to make the too-small jersey fit just right?  Did you murder anyone with a chainsaw?  DON'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS!

Hear, hear!

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But you said the whole thing was tight and too short - please tell me your belly button was exposed and you paired the sweater with short jorts. 

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1 hour ago, BringBackTheVet said:

But you said the whole thing was tight and too short - please tell me your belly button was exposed and you paired the sweater with short jorts. 

I didn't say that...

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