Mac the Knife

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The B.C. Lions. I know, it's a little out there for a guy from Washington state to buy a CFL team, but I'd make the splash.

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Id buy an NAL team and move them to Tampa to bring back my beloved Tampa Bay Storm. I miss the Tampa Bay Storm

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I could buy an expansion ABA 2000 team and just absorb the losses and run it forever. It'd be the best-run team in that league by default.

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I'd buy a USL team that is struggling the most and move them to Toledo. I'd make a four corner bowl type stadium that's partly in ground like the baseball stadium there is. I'd have a few nice press boxes on one side and a nice scoreboard behind goal.

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How much do the A's cost? Honestly I'd just be cool if I buy out Lew Wolff's stake and go from there.

 

Either that or I would pony up for an MiLB team and have some fun with promotions and things. I'm thinking...the Sacramento Rivercats or maybe even the Iowa Cubs.

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$50 - Pay tnak to masturbate in front of a webcam for about 30 seconds.

 

$150M - I'd buy Barstool Sports and have the site autoforward to a gif of tnak masturbating. 

 

$449,000,900 - I'd spend on property in Green Bay near Lambeau, and build sculptures of Curly Lambeau and Brett Favre giving various 2000s celebrities handjobs. 

 

$50 - I'd buy 5 months of the WWE Network, what a bargain!

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14 hours ago, mcj882000 said:

I could buy an expansion ABA 2000 team and just absorb the losses and run it forever. It'd be the best-run team in that league by default.

#JacksonvilleGiants #MississippiMudCats

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7 hours ago, ChicagoOakland said:

How much do the A's cost? Honestly I'd just be cool if I buy out Lew Wolff's stake and go from there.

 

The A's would be the only franchise I'd be willing to commit the entirety of a $600M+ lottery win to.  But even in the state that team's in with its stadium and all?  That wouldn't be enough to buy them outright.  There's not a team in the NFL that'll sell for under $2 billion, nor an MLB or NBA team that'll sell for under $1 billion. 

 

The NHL is the only one where $600M would get you in the door, and in my case I don't like hockey enough to risk everything I'dve won just to own a team in it.

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I'd buy a USL League One team and name it AFC Pine Barrens. (colors: pine green and sand): Then it's just find a good location for the stadium; I'm thinking near 54 and 322 in Hammonton.

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But the Coyotes and keep them in Glendale. I would just to troll everyone.

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