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Posted November 10, 2010 - 11:48
Posted November 10, 2010 - 12:08
It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.
Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.
Posted November 10, 2010 - 14:53
Posted November 10, 2010 - 18:12