lancealot

douchy things douchebags do

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this thread is similar to the what grinds your gears thread but more specific, what do douchebags that you know do?

for example one of the d-bags on my team always wears his dads australian jersey from like 100 years ago to training, and his dad is even worse he stands on the sideline at games and does pushups for no reason like every 10 minutes.

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Wifebeaters, athletic shorts, and sandals when its clearly too cold outside for such dress. We get it. You're a tough guy who can brave the elements. Go put a sweatshirt on.

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Wifebeaters, athletic shorts, and sandals when its clearly too cold outside for such dress. We get it. You're a tough guy who can brave the elements. Go put a sweatshirt on.

Yes! That reminds me of another one, emo punk kids that wear basketball shorts and baseball tops I wanna punch them in the face

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When some piece of crap employee gives me that "Oh no, not him" face whenever he sees me. And I know that he constantly has me on his mind and I'm just anticipating his piss poor attitude/behavior whenever he's about to interact with me for something.

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Never admitting when they are wrong, or that their opinions are flawed.

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Urinal checkmate.

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Wearing flat, tilted, recoloured-in-neon Yankees caps while low-riding.

Acting like a complete ass all the time and get pissed when you do one small douchey thing.

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Never admitting when they are wrong, or that their opinions are flawed.

Not only this, but complaining and trying to correct your opinions and ideas.

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Affliction shirts and loving Dane Cook.

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Wearing flat, tilted, recoloured-in-neon Yankees caps with their Justin Bieber haircuts while low-riding.

Acting like a complete ass all the time and get pissed when you do one small douchey thing.

Added one key element to your description there.

Also, always quoting, more often than not on Facebook, "If you ain't with me, then you're against me." You forgot the third option, "we don't give a rat's ass about you, ya tool."

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Urinal checkmate.

Very good, sir.

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Wearing the following:

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Loudly calling their significant other an inappropriate name.

"Where's my beer, b#tch!?"

There's a bar down the street from me that is flooded with these guys. Needless to say I don't go there.

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Reckless abuse of the term "Bro."

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Wear non-prescription glasses.

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Wear non-prescription glasses.

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Affliction shirts and loving Dane Cook.

I'll add any pipsqueak with pipe cleaner arms that thinks that he is some how a bad ass because he has a Tap Out shirt on.

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Two things:

First...where exactly, or how, did this term "douchebag" originate, anyway?

And second, if these things are what douchebags do, what do flaming douchebags do??

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Wear non-prescription glasses.

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Perfect example of a DBag.

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And second, if these things are what douchebags do, what do flaming douchebags do??

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How are fedoras douchey? I've always thought those hats were sharp.

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Affliction shirts and loving Dane Cook.

I'll add any pipsqueak with pipe cleaner arms that thinks that he is some how a bad ass because he has a Tap Out shirt on.

Yep. Any UFC-related supplier, really.

The sad thing is, I like ultimate fighting from a pure-entertainment standpoint. It's 95% of UFC fans that make it unbearable to associate with it.

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How are fedoras douchey? I've always thought those hats were sharp.

They're sharp on guys back in the proper time period, nowadays they're reserved for the ever popular Hipster Douche:

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