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#21 jrodsep

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 18:56


Wear non-prescription glasses.

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Perfect example of a DBag.

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 19:05

And second, if these things are what douchebags do, what do flaming douchebags do??

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 19:19

How are fedoras douchey? I've always thought those hats were sharp.

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 19:46


Affliction shirts and loving Dane Cook.


I'll add any pipsqueak with pipe cleaner arms that thinks that he is some how a bad ass because he has a Tap Out shirt on.


Yep. Any UFC-related supplier, really.

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 19:52

How are fedoras douchey? I've always thought those hats were sharp.


They're sharp on guys back in the proper time period, nowadays they're reserved for the ever popular Hipster Douche:

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 20:01

Bring vuvuzelas to sporting events.

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 20:08

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 20:21


How are fedoras douchey? I've always thought those hats were sharp.


They're sharp on guys back in the proper time period, nowadays they're reserved for the ever popular Hipster Douche:

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They're definitely sharp if you follow these three rules:

1 - Material/Color. The material should be thicker (preferably wool) and the color should be no lighter than charcoal.

2 - Suit up. You must put the fedora into proper context (like you were saying CS), and thus a suit is required. If you want to push the limits, you can lose the jacket and balance the fedora with a pair of suspenders or nice button-up vest...

3 - Positioning. The fedora must be worn like a baseball cap; on the top of the head with the brim over the eyes. You may not wear it like a kippah/yarmulke or snapback hat.

So to recap....

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Not Acceptable:

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Posted June 12, 2012 - 20:22

Working at a Wendy's during college, I've seen it all. One thing I noticed, they're piss poor when it comes to ordering food, and they'll order 4 of the same items and a drink. You also hope for the girl they're with that they get some food too, but they might get one thing, or they pay for themselves.

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 04:36

Ooh forgot about the scrunched cowboy hat. Uber-douche.

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 08:23

So anything from Urban Outfitters or the Buckle?

You know a large percentage of the population would consider wearing sports jerseys duchey...

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 08:30

So to recap....

Acceptable:

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Not Acceptable:

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So...Neal Caffrey: okay. Matthew Bomer: not okay?

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 09:11


Wear non-prescription glasses.

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 10:11

Are the nerdy frames a fashion trend for NBA players or one of those fun/goofy team building things that teams do like the Oilers and the ugly jacket or hard hats etc...?

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 10:17

I think it's supposed to be a fashion trend. Most of the guys wearing the glasses don't even have lenses in them.

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 10:50

And second, if these things are what douchebags do, what do flaming douchebags do??

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Posted June 13, 2012 - 11:48

Don't forget the Visor-douche also.
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Posted June 13, 2012 - 11:54

Sweatervests?


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Posted June 13, 2012 - 12:02

Don't forget the Visor-douche also.
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That actually looks like the proper way/time to wear one.

These, however:
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Posted June 13, 2012 - 12:06

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