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2013-14 NHL Season: "We Are North American Scum"


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My girlfriend wants to bang my Be A Pro in NHL 14, which kind of bothers me since not only isn't he real but he also currently plays for the IceHogs.

I sense a Date Night at Taco Bell in your near future.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

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My girlfriend wants to bang my Be A Pro in NHL 14, which kind of bothers me since not only isn't he real but he also currently plays for the IceHogs.

I sense a Date Night at Taco Bell in your near future.
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the worst helmets design to me is the Jacksonville jaguars hamlets from 1995 to 2012 because you can't see the logo vary wall

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My girlfriend wants to bang my Be A Pro in NHL 14, which kind of bothers me since not only isn't he real but he also currently plays for the IceHogs.

I sense a Date Night at Taco Bell in your near future.
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My girlfriend wants to bang my Be A Pro in NHL 14, which kind of bothers me since not only isn't he real but he also currently plays for the IceHogs.

I sense a Date Night at Taco Bell in your near future.
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Seriously?

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You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
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Today, we are all otaku.

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The Coliseum is a great place to watch a hockey game, but not a great place to do much else. You might want to eat before you get there since the food is pretty bad. Shake Shack, The Cheesecake Factory, PF Chang's and more are on nearby Old Country Road (Google Maps says 5-8 minutes away by car). I think a Noodles and Company also opened up near Shake Shack, but I haven't been there yet. Roosevelt Field (mall) is also close, and I'm sure there are other fast-food and casual places nearby.

I'm always cold at the Coliseum (and every other hockey arena I've been too) so you might want to dress in layers. Or maybe I am just a baby and can't handle it.

Since it's the Bruins, I'd expect a large crowd including many Bruins fans. You might want to give yourself an extra few minutes.

If you're sitting up high, you can definitely get by with only a t-shirt and shorts, but if you're a kinda close to the ice, I'd wear a jacket/jersey.

Thanks for the info, guys, I'll definitely take heed of your advice.

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Wait, the Sharks have puck bunnies??

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Who knew...

Hmm. Should I think they're cute, since I'm likely a decade older than them? Or should I just keep walking by like Abe Simpson when he walks into the burlesque house?

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Wait, the Sharks have puck bunnies??

tomas-hertl-puck-bunnies.jpg

Who knew...

Hmm. Should I think they're cute, since I'm likely a decade older than them? Or should I just keep walking by like Abe Simpson when he walks into the burlesque house?

I'm a sucker for daywalkers.

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Getting to watch hockey for the first time since getting home from vacation.....in action, these Hurricanes road jerseys look so much like Phoenix.

About the only good about this hybrid icing call is that it speeds up the game a little on those icings where there's no race for the puck.

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Yeah, I appreciate that part, but my eyes still can't get used to the fact that there's not really an event happening that triggers the whistle. Yeah, it's supposed to be getting to the faceoff dots, but sometimes the whistle blows a little before, or a little after, and the whole thing just feels unnervingly ad hoc for a line call.

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I know it's early and he's young and there are a lot of factors outside his control, but Jacob Markstrom miiiight be bad.

And yeah, the Sabres are awful. There's just nothing there. Nothing.

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