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alright! Calvinball! the first person hit witht he Calvinball must rotate in a circle, quakc like a duck, and disown all thier fantasy teams!

You're it!

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Of course the second must change the rules---only 2 rules never change-

Don't question the masks & no rule (well other than these can be used twice)

And you missed, the ball is over by the 25th base wicket after bouncing of the central goal post--you're still it...

(Rotate in a circle? You mean there's another way to do it?)

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(Rotate in a circle? You mean there's another way to do it?)

if you wish you may flip in a circle :D

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WEEK ONE SCORES

paynomind: 772, dartlogo: 772

Gmac: 12, joel_fiasco: 11.9993432

GMS: 23(x)®, Intheend: 1

yhollander: :D , Fusebazell: :evil:

Brassbonanza: G, Pittunited: N

CC97: $Texas, Zerodotcom: 4

United Waffles: 14, dwertman: Snoopy

Habsfannova: :flagcanada: , Shizznick: :notworthy:

JPSlapshot: <6, Shmee2k6: <7 (Tie)

eqtmgr: JJJ, Stampman: 3.14

J. Quincy King has been ousted from the league due to his failure to join the league in the first place. All of his matches will be considered forfeits unless doing otherwise would harm my team in the standings.

Paynomind, please update the website accordingly. Thanks.

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WEEK ONE SCORES

paynomind: 772, dartlogo: 772

Gmac: 12, joel_fiasco: 11.9993432

GMS: 23(x)®, Intheend: 1

yhollander: :D , Fusebazell: :evil:

Brassbonanza: G, Pittunited: N

CC97: $Texas, Zerodotcom: 4

United Waffles: 14, dwertman: Snoopy

Habsfannova: :flagcanada: , Shizznick: :notworthy:

JPSlapshot: <6, Shmee2k6: <7 (Tie)

eqtmgr: JJJ, Stampman: 3.14

J. Quincy King has been ousted from the league due to his failure to join the league in the first place. All of his matches will be considered forfeits unless doing otherwise would harm my team in the standings.

Paynomind, please update the website accordingly. Thanks.

dude, my lineup change wasn't reflected and i should have won my game!

fluff you, hollander!

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I beg to differ. Superman does not count as a "roster player" in this league.

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I beg to differ. Superman does not count as a "roster player" in this league.

dumbass! it was Batman!

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Look at your draft sheet again, Norman Einstein. You drafted Bettman, not Batman. That's why you lost!

This issue is closed. Further protests will be met with disciplinary action up to and including being awarded an ABA franchise.

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Coney Island has traded Corey Feldman to Baltimore for a 5th round draft pick and a backrub.

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Corey Haim is protesting the above trade, since he wasn't part of the deal!

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Corey Haim is protesting the above trade, since he wasn't part of the deal!

Coney Island has traded Corey Haim to Baghdad for future considerations.

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LEAGUE STANDINGS

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division

Atlanta 1-0

Miami 2-1

New York 7-5

Havana 13-22

Buffalo 0-2

Central Division

Detroit 14-2

Carolina 3-1

Illinois 9-2

Minnesota 7

Indiana 1-16(h)

Western Conference

Midwest Division

Chicago 8-1

Chicago 8-1

Chicago 8-1

Chicago 8-1

Chicago 8-1

Pacific Division

Golden State 4-1

Golden Bay 5-7

Golden Gate 1-27

Goldie Hawn 0-6

My Secret, Special Division

St. Louis 5,000-0

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Chicago(3) trades Guy Carbonneau to Chicago(5) for Rip Taylor, a 95th round draft choice, and 7 ABA teams.

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I'd like an Expansion team...

The Northeasten Kootenay Crotch Rocketz or if someone already is in Kootenay, i'd like to be the Panama Pink Tacos.

If i'm not allowed in, i will recruit your current league members to start a new league. But i'm not reall recruiting them.

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Ez Street, i will join!

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I'd like an Expansion team...

The Northeasten Kootenay Crotch Rocketz or if someone already is in Kootenay, i'd like to be the Panama Pink Tacos.

If i'm not allowed in, i will recruit your current league members to start a new league. But i'm not reall recruiting them.

fluff you, fluff your league, fluff your mum, and fluff the CrotchRocketz....

Oh yeah, and quit taken it so serious. :D

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I had though about being the Regina Vagi......oh never mind. That's probably GMac's team anyways. :blink:

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Knock it off. Chris is not going to certify your league. We will, however admit you and your group as mid-season expansion teams. You will play in the Canmerican Division. You will not be given salad bar privileges until next season, however.

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No Salad Bar..........

Damn, guess it's good i was the Toronto Tossed Salads.

Toronto "We like our Salads Tossed and our Potatoes PEELED!"

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You left out the standings here in the Mid-South-Central-East-Atlantic Divisional Conference League... Not surprising, though, considering our standings are more convoluted than the NHL's... It's 6 points for a win, no points for a loss, five points for a tie at the end of regulation, 3 points for a tie at the end of overtime, 7 points for an overtime win, 2 points for an overtime loss... plus an extra 3 points for losing by one point in the last 15 seconds of regulation, an extra 2 points for losing by an empty-netter in the last minute of overtime, 2 points for each hat trick, one for each empty-net goal, and a compensatory draft pick for each time your team gets shut out.

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