LMU

If the leaks are true, Houston should have just ran with the horn theme. The navy one screams generic Sears catalog from 1987 with the team logo as a sleeve patch and no striping.

Wasatch Mountain Extreme. It's gold, Jerry!

Nah, he just went to go live on a farm and play all day with Pucky the Whale, Thrash, and Badaboum.

Is there a more OITGDNHL situation than forcing a temporary identity on a team just to appease a poverty billionaire into thinking that he can somehow build an arena when he can't even pay taxes or hotel bills? At least they have a logo ready to go.

It's kind of an apples and oranges situation to other fanbases. This wasn't a Colts Mayflower truck in the middle of the night thing. This wasn't even a Thrashers situation. This was the culmination of a multiple-decades long smoldering dumpster fire where if anyone wasn't ultimately expecting this to be the end result they were inhaling the fumes of that final game Wite Out.

A white out to erase a market from existence. How appropriate.

You can't blame the Captain. Alcohol has gotten more expensive over the years.

Someone get the attorneys for the Frank Zappa estate on the phone.

You have to wonder if Bettman has some three-dimensional chess game going in his head that there'll be an influx of talent from all the players wanting to flee the KHL.

But again, compared to the Coliseum it’ll feel like playing like PNC Park.

*Cursor still left on *All Caps *Stock Microsoft font *No denial whatsoever Yep. It's official.

As The Hockey Guy so eloquently stated, the Coyotes are being laundered. A fitting end for an era of fleecing anyone with a dollar in their wallet.

Somehow this appears to have gotten more comical.

Go have dinner at a Johnny Rockets. For old time’s sake.

Finding the Coyotes a forever home they say?