Ok, ladies and gentlemen, I am here to officially announce my genius realignment plan for the NHL. No teams are relocated, no teams are added or deleted, and only three (that's right, THREE) teams have to move divisions. The intention of this genius realignment plan is to move the Jets out of the Southeast, which makes absolutely zero sense. Well, folks, here it is. Teams changing divisions are in caps. Eastern Conference Atlantic New Jersey New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Pittsburgh Northeast Boston Buffalo Montreal Ottawa Toronto Southeast Carolina Florida NASHVILLE Tampa Bay Washington Western Conference Central Chicago Columbus Detroit MINNESOTA St. Louis Northwest Calgary Colorado Edmonton Vancouver WINNIPEG Pacific Anaheim Dallas Los Angeles Phoenix San Jose Well, there it is. Have at it, boys.