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MarshallEriksen

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    New York City, New York
  • Interests
    Lawyering people up and down the floor in my court, hunting always for the majestic Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster (Lily, don't you tell me they aren't real! I believe they are real!), slapping Barney so hard that the shockwaves travel back to the past and strikes fear into him, being with my friends in MacLaren's, closing it down with Ted, TANTRUM, honka-honkaing Lily, making sure Ted stays out of trouble, playing with Marvin, VANILLA THUNDER, VIKINGS, brunch with Brad, and occasionally channeling my inner goddess.
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    VIKINGS. TWINS. WHAT ELSE.

    Packers suck.

    Oh and Ted. The Browns will always be irrelevant. Sorry bro.

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  1. Aw, is Max getting all the feels? So you felt that since you were insulted, you insult us all with "this used to be a goldmine" and "there used to be good ideas on this site". Nobody asked you to come on here and comment. You could have left this thread without commenting. You made the conscious decision to post with your own thought being that in your own words, this thread sucks. And I figured out who you are. You thought I would not figure it out, but I know now... MISTER MZYZPTLK. You filthy imp, I command you to return to the fifth dimension by reciting your name in backwards order, thus opening up the wormhole to your dimension and returning you back to your own world. And that such name is KLTPZYZM. .... >_> Is he gone? Oh, btw. I ain't RoughRiders9. Nice try though.
  2. You didn't answer my question, Max. Why did you have to take over his league? It was perfect. Sure, there MIGHT be geographical imperfections and such, but really, who cares? It's a simple question. Names. He never asked you to steal his league and basically screw it up to the point where nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, wants to read that kind of crap without shooting themselves.
  3. Hello, Max. My name is Marshall Eriksen. I have been hired from New York City by the user RoughRiders9, for the sole purpose of lawyering you on this thread. I have read your statements on in your words a "realignment" as you would probably call it in an ideal world. But the problem is our world isn't an ideal world. I will begin my argument. Prepare to be lawyered. You, sir, have taken my client's league names post and FUBAR the entire league. (For the sake of this court, I will use friendly language, screw it up beyond any recognition. But I'm sure you can figure it out, since you claim to be a big boy). I'm going to the evidence to support my argument. 1) He never asked you for anything more than suggestions to the divisions he and his group already decided. Basically he was asking for a cherry on top of his cake, but nope, you had to squash his cake, didn't you? 2) Logic would shoot itself in the head if it attempted to read the crap you presented as your "logic". 3) Coastal League - eastern and western coast teams in the same league. Wut? How do you explain travel times? 4) I thought of a phrase to summarize up your post, but my brain exploded before I even began to think about how to summarize your post. It's that bad. All in all, I request you GTFO this thread and leave my client and the other poor users on this thread from any more butchering of logic and baseball and other sports too. You are that terrible of a fan that other fans do not want you to comment anymore. Marshall Eriksen out. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpx2yjiqj1qbathb.gif
  4. Prepare to be lawyered.

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