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that is alot of worrds that begin with @ss...

"Floggin the DOlphin'? you gotta believe that some had to ask for this to be put on their uniform for it to make this list, unless someone in the NFL offices has an active imagination...

"Go me" is banned? huh?

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I hope relief pitcher Jung Bong doesn't want to get a personalized jersey.

Likewise, Buffalo Sabres star Miroslav Satan. We know the NHL can't ban that one!

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Just curious: What if someone actually has a last name that happens to be on that list?

Don't think it's possible? I've seen a number of last names that have come close to being on the list, what with a different spelling or two. For example:

Penas

Takeplopa

Whatmuff

Assel

But one of my favorites, although it wouldn't make the list, is a football name from the past: Emerson Boozer. I always wondered if he had a relative named Ima.

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They talked about this on ESPN Radio today. I guess there was a former Colt named Tongue who wanted to order a jersey (did not get one from his old days, i guess?) and could not. He had to get his first initial.

Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse."

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Blackout...come on now, I named my SHL team the Blackout. I dont' see a damn thing wrong with it

Dre...poor Dr. Dre

Go Me...wouldn't have wanted Go Me on my back, but somebody might

G Unit...poor 50 Cent, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, Game, Tony Yayo, etc.

God...that sucks, I wanted a GOD 4 Packers jersey

He Hate Me...come on now! dammit, i'll have no choice but to make that one myself

K Mart...poor Kenyon Martin

KKK...screw the klan

LL...poor LL Cool J

Pot...i know, i know, but I got a friend named Pott

Primetime...poor Deion

Rae Carruth...screw him, is he dead yet?

666, Sixsixsix...poor Three 6 Mafia

Stagg...poor anyone whose actual last name is Stagg

Stringer...poor anyone actually named Stringer

Sweetness...poor Walter Payton fans

Tongue...poor Reggie Tongue

Triple X, XXX...poor Vin Diesel and Ice Cube

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Just curious: What if someone actually has a last name that happens to be on that list?

Don't think it's possible? I've seen a number of last names that have come close to being on the list, what with a different spelling or two. For example:

Penas

Takeplopa

Whatmuff

Assel

But one of my favorites, although it wouldn't make the list, is a football name from the past: Emerson Boozer. I always wondered if he had a relative named Ima.

Current Patriots CB Randall Gay...

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Or my favorite, former Simon Diamond associate from ECW Dick Hurtz.

"I better go take a long walk off a short pier or something."

Some people on this bolard have told me to do just that.

My "Ron Mexico" alias is "Jon Tobago".

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This got a mention on SportsnetNews tonight ... of course some of the few they could actually say on TV included "Pimp Juice," "He Hate Me" and "Carruth."

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