CaolinaJoe Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Had to update this one tonight?Derek Lowe injured himself during the game tonight against the Cubs. After he gave up 4 runs, he goes into the dugout, waits for a few teammates to walk past him, then picks up a stool and throws it down the tunnel (nowhere near anybody). In this tiny incident of rage, Lowe gets a gash on the inside of his right wrist, his throwing hand.Upon seeing the new injury, Lowe screamed again, and had to be coddled by Jim Tracy with a lollipop and soothing hug. I wonder if temper tantrums are the #1 cause of freak injuries? "It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of thepress. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom ofspeech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given usthe freedom to demonstrate. And it is the soldier who salutes theflag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, andwho allows the protester to burn the flag."Marine Chaplain Dennis Edward O' Brien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I wonder if temper tantrums are the #1 cause of freak injuries?Kevin Brown... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_limey Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Kevin Brown is the #1 cause of freak injuries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 when he broke his hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Didn't Derek Lowe cut himself last night throwing stuff around in the dugout? I don't know if that took him out of the game or not, but as soon as I saw that on SportsnetNews this morning, I thought of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 he stayed in the game....it was close to being an awful cut though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Didn't Derek Lowe cut himself last night throwing stuff around in the dugout? I don't know if that took him out of the game or not, but as soon as I saw that on SportsnetNews this morning, I thought of this thread. ^|||5 posts above yours Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Didn't Derek Lowe cut himself last night throwing stuff around in the dugout? I don't know if that took him out of the game or not, but as soon as I saw that on SportsnetNews this morning, I thought of this thread. ^|||5 posts above yours D'oh. Hate it when I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 Groceries just killed my fantasy teamDENVER -- Clint Barmes went out to the grocery store and came home with a spot on the disabled list.The Colorado Rockies' rookie sensation is expected to miss at least three months after breaking his left collarbone while carrying groceries up the stairs in his apartment building after a game Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Well there goes the Rockies one and only brightspot this season. 110 losses is calling. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Groceries just killed my fantasy teamDENVER -- Clint Barmes went out to the grocery store and came home with a spot on the disabled list.The Colorado Rockies' rookie sensation is expected to miss at least three months after breaking his left collarbone while carrying groceries up the stairs in his apartment building after a game Sunday night. That sucks; I had Barmes too. Ah well, dude's gotta eat, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBadshah1 Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/3673950?GT1=6555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Yahoo Sports: Jacuzzi claims another victim in HamptonMike Hampton, already on the DL, was scheduled to throw a bullpen session on Wednesday, but couldn't do so after hurting his back getting out of a hot tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCScout76 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 It's not funny to make fun of someone else pain . . . I once sprained my eyebrow. Doctor told me to put liquids in my nose and stay off of it for a week.The following month, I 'pulled' a nose-hair and was out 2 weeks.I hate when that happens. Luckily we had plenty of 'boo-boo' strips (band-aids). Kansas City Scouts (CHL) Orr Cup Champions 2010, 2019, 2021 St. Joseph Pony Express (ULL) 2023 Champions Kansas City Cattle (CL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeglenn Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 It's not funny to make fun of someone else pain . . . Sure, it is. Haven't you ever watched MXC? Although, I too have suffered numerous pulled nose hairs, and they do hurt like a sumb*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief. Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I think the sitcom "Coach" had more stupid injuries than I can count. -His QB pretended to be injured after playing limbo-That same QB GOT injured when Hayden gave him a high five before his first game-Luther, the defensive coordinator, almost missed the whole national championship because a mic hit a vase off a table and hit Luther in the head-When they moved to Orlando, Phil Simms did something to his rotator cuff while throwing footballs to kids-Over half of the Orlando Breakers missed the first playoff game because Luther ordered bad Buffalo Wings-Luther dropped the Heisman Trophy on Eddie George's foot when Eddie visited Orlando.Anything I left out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Well thats why it was a comedy www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief. Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 And a funny one at that. I record it on USA with my TiVo. Right now it's at the point where they're in Orlando and have a son. It's not as funny as when they were in Minnesota, but still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCScout76 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Coach was a great show - I'd laugh my butt off. Kansas City Scouts (CHL) Orr Cup Champions 2010, 2019, 2021 St. Joseph Pony Express (ULL) 2023 Champions Kansas City Cattle (CL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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