Lee.

All you women who go on about beards sure shut the hell up when me and mine show up #wolfmantransition #stupidnativeblood #frottagemychinpls

I may annoy people by saying this, but dammit, #Archer S5 had better be a lot better than S4 was.

And with that, the kittens (except Norbert, who we're keeping) have homes. Next: spaying the goddamned cat.

If you're looking for me, I'm in the minivan in the superstore parking lot blasting James Brown.

Seriously, twitter, you're trying too hard

Well, I guess I should find lunch

Well done Dallas. Well done.

All I need is a little ambition today. That's all.

#CumTomahawk @robdelaney

Angel Dust is the perfect album and if you disagree with me I shall sock you one right in your face hole.

I enjoy Megan Mulally a :censored:ton.

Someone come do the dishes and clean the cat box, please. We will pay you in breakfast**breakfast may or may not be substantial

For some reason we're hanging out and selling poutine till the wee hours. Pray for us.

We could really use some loonies.

You just know that when Will Smith dies every tweet is gonna contain the words "aww hell no."

Please don't squeeze the shaman.

Can't sleep. ABACAB by Genesis is stuck in my head. Yours too, now, I hope.

Hey @JayOnrait, I hear you like hockey and the @sportslogosnet! Perhaps you could RT and help buy the #Coyotes! http://t.co/Zt5mLWWxrN

Wait wait wait. Theres a BRITISH Columbia??

I have things to do, and I work tonight, and I'm just tired. Red Bull needs to come in slurpee form.

My daily stats: 3 new followers, 1 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

There are no flights that will get me from Kelowna to Vegas for less than $409 per person. Stupid work holiday blackout dates

Just gonna assume that Seth Jones isn't gonna be available at the 13 spot in the draft this year.

So we can agree that Collegiate Block is probably the best font to simulate an iron on transfer, right?

If the Supremes Court doesn't end each session with "Baby Love" then this isn't a world I want to live in.