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Hamilton is like a mini Pittsburgh, which means it doesn't quite have the appeal or class that Pittsburgh has

Kourtney is the Kutest Kardashian

Okay, we get it.

My dog looks like an ewok. Time for a trimmin'

My daily stats: 3 new followers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

The good news? The campaign to buy the Coyotes is live. The bad news? We only have $5. The good news? It's more than anyone else has had.

Hey @DougStanhope I helped you build a house, now you help me buy a hockey team. Please RT and/or contribute. Thanks! http://t.co/BuY0tI267F

It's a Ween day. http://t.co/RBADmEX0DO

The US hasn't felt any pride since George Bush went to Japan and threw up on their auto executives.

HANDCUFF THE KING OF THE JEWS

Your love is rice and beans and horse's lard

Just gave my kid a sweet Russian jailhouse tat. http://t.co/m0lrsAUr2z

Time has caused the lights to dimThere's no one left but me and himWhen next you come to frightenstoneDon't come alone #vincentpriceftw

I need a best friend like Teddy from Bobs Burgers. You know, a handyman.

It's a good thing nothing ever happens in @cityofpenticton on a Saturday, so no one ever needs to get in touch with the RCMP or anything.

Come on guys, if Rob Ford was a crack addict, do you REALLY think he'd still be that fat?

Peyote Ugly

Making a spreadsheet of airfare and hotel prices for our Vegas trip in September. #NrrdLyfe

 of course the clown cop falls in love with the fattest stripper imaginable http://t.co/jEAfX35T7U

I just donated $11 because that 4 at the end of the total was killing me @dougstanhope http://t.co/kdsvUEhca4 #indiegogo via @indiegogo

For a 12 lb dog he sure snores and farts in his sleep a lot.

Oh man, I love that bridge.

So yeah, Arkham City is pretty great. Maybe I should buy Origins before it goes to a GOTY edition.

So when did Oswald Cobblepot turn into an englishman?

Clone: "Harley Quinn is a mean girl."