Lee.

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Business socks. Pimp shoes. Let's do this. http://t.co/iD9ug1Tqlu

Also GameCenter is the worst fifty bucks I've evet spent. Next year its streams all the way.

. Now I really want to listen to The Band.

As a straight male,.I can unironically say that I love the Oscars. But mostly I just love Mila Kunis.

Hey cat anytime you want to quit shoving your ass in my face while I'm trying to sleep that would be AWESOME

Just think: the girl who bleaches porn star's :censored:s for a living had to go to school for that.

I need to be engaged in far more social situations in which I can wear my kilt. #breezefeelsniceman

Clone is running around the house playing air guitar to @tmbg's "Cyclops Rock." What's your four year old up to?

Oops. http://t.co/x9uSjO6hyq

Somebody PLEASE tell me there's a Jones, IN

I smell burnt toast crunch #RejectedCereals

There's gotta be local/kelowna people who are as :censored:ed up as I am. Anyone? Who's a must follow out her, people?

People are sure excited for a commercial for a show with an erratic broadcast schedule to appear

Congratulations, Red Hook. You've made the first IPA I enjoy drinking. — Drinking a Long Hammer IPA — http://t.co/tUQPn0kpSB

Joey Florida City

Sasquatch lesbian folk duo called Wendigo Girls

Yeah my lips are burning.

Just want to remind people that Lindy Ruff isn't dead, he just got fired. Hockey writers are acting like they're at Bill Brasky's funeral.

This is for the ladies. http://t.co/gudGOz17

Hick you :censored:ups

I like ESBs but hate IPAs. I am a beernigma

Premier Christy Clark will be promoting the budget's plan of increasing Asian trade by wearing clothes exclusively from Crystal Mall in bby

There are times when I wish I took drugs because then and only then would I be able to get through Naked Lunch and/or Baby Snakes

STOP EVERYTHING AND DO WHAT YOU MUST TO OBTAIN THE LAYS CHICKEN N WAFFLE CHIPS IMMEDIATELY.