Lee.

Just sayin' you guys, if you could help out and follow and spread the word about @LOTFWagon it would help us out a LOT #support

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY MURICA http://t.co/fCJ5mLrv

So is Donald Sterling interim owner of the Lakers now, or what?

If Celebrity Death Beeper doesn't notify me when the time comes that Peter Billingsley died of soap poisoning, it's useless to me.

One day. ONE DAY. I will remember my PayPal password. And it will be glorious.

I am now being followed by @bumblefoot , guitarist extraordinaire, in addition to @humptyfunk. Jam at my place this summer, gang?

Hey @McSean3 the man known as @bumblefoot is shocking his hot saucy wares in Columbus today. You should go.

So, @cityofpenticton, why would you not only send a scraper up to Garnet Way today, but allow him to send huge snow clumps into my driveway?

First one to gets that reference wins a special prize. MY HEART.

Our cat's mama is here for a visit. Orange and white is the mom, calico is the house . http://t.co/RU5OaN03

Aaaaaaaaand there's that feeling that #bellletstalk was all about

Todays mission: wear a hockey jersey to the mall and ask ladies if they want to be blindsided by my stancheon

Iran has sent a monkey into space. It'd.be cooler if they'd used a rocket. #acmegiantrubberband

Call me.Ishmael.#candyheartrejects

Christy Clark has decided to invest $1B into lottery tickets to help secure BC's economic future #bcpoli #idiot

Dear @NHLJets offer sheet Ryan O'Reilly. Now.

Daughter: "why do you pick such long movies right before bed?" Me: "im optimistic."

Just poured a cocoa tan. Can't wait for the weekend, you guys!

"ITS TAYBACK TIME!" -Vic Tayback, immediately before banging a hooker probably

The Battleship Mandy Patinkin

"@MLB: The wait is OVER. Pitchers. Catchers. TODAY." Absolutely love that @fakedansavage rt'ed this first

you, hiccups

The 3 stages of alcoholism: 1. Seeing snakes while drinking 2. Drinking with snakes 3. Drinking snakes

"@strombone1: Just woke up from a cat nap..... What did I miss?" Reimer is hurt, you're getting sent down to the Leafs.

Hey @ALL_CAPS you alive?