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Somebody please direct Al Snow to my pope wrestling tweet

Also, I missed wishing @joelfiasco a happy birthday. Happy birthday, @joelfiasco

If I wanted to watch the Grammys, I'd go surf for old people sex on the inntertubes

So is there a safe place where I can look for a used iPad? I could use one for @lotfwagon

"@BigPileofSalt: Boooaaaaat shoooooow" // It's like a donkey show, but with boats!

A Chinese cross dresser with the stage name Vera Wang

A sports themed gay porn series entitled Thunder Sticks

The Bronco has been discontinued due to the negative press of the whole OJ thing. THIS is the Escape! #arresteddevelopmenttweets

Unexpected Fridays off are good. Except I'c completely lost, tired, and don't want to clean up. So hello, Internets.

Ever since A&E quit showing WWII shows 24/7, white people been complaining about not having their own history month.

Ive been up since 5. All I want is to watch the Jets game. Wife won't give up the laptop, kids have the TV. it getting drunk.

If the Monopoly vote were truly representative of the internet, we'd be rounding free parking with goatse.

Many of you Vancouver folks almost make me wish I liked Muse. Oh well. *puts on Queen II*

I've been informed I start at 6:30 am tomorrow. This is what ill be waking up to. Warning; cacophonous http://t.co/7LZUxesg

Why should I spend all that money on flowers and jewelry for valentines day when my birthday is two days later?

"@neilhimself: There is a @BlackBerry film crew in my garage. Today will be odd." // I'll say! BLACKBERRY???

Thing is, The pAper chAse isn't exactly wind down music.

"@Netflix_CA: Week feeling long already? Just Go with It and kick back and relax with this Aniston-Sandler comedy" // NEVER

Ladies and gentlemen, BOOGER IS ON TWITTER #FF @curtisisbooger

Behold the fruit of my loins http://t.co/PHbUiofN

. @Jeremy_Roenick hey there's nothing wrong with me. Can I get an RT for not faking an illness or for not having a dying wish to trend? Thx

Only in Canada would a government employee sell state secrets to the Russians for thirty grand

Also, https://t.co/vr2aucJV

I whipped this out last night as an interlocking logo for @lotfwagon. C&C from my design friends back east? http://t.co/DjDW1hGU

Prioncé