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Angel Dust is the perfect album and if you disagree with me I shall sock you one right in your face hole.

As a Canadian, I don't care what the NSA does to my emails, as long as they don't #TellVicEverything

As a straight male,.I can unironically say that I love the Oscars. But mostly I just love Mila Kunis.

As much as I appreciate that Spaced is now on the netflix service, its past my bedtime.

As much as I like seeing the @nhljets leading the division, I'd like to see them win the Adam Jones turtle derby just a bit more

at blackjack school. so far its me, two kids, and two guys that look like they have gambling problems.

Attention @NHLJets https://t.co/0Hr7UFUuyl

attention @mattbors Christmas With The Caped Crusader: Justice League of America #110 - Ray Tomczak - Open Salon / http://t.co/4EK6idT2tN

Awww man. RIP Jonathan Winters (

Axl joining AC/DC makes perfect sense seeing as how neither has released anything worthwhile since 1991

Baraka Bama #mortalkombatforpresident

Based on the number of lies and deflections in tonight's debate, safe to say that of the 4 leaders, @christyclarkbc has the biggest dick.

Because when my brain gets stagnant, I get antsy, and when I get antsy, I download drum machines and multitrackers, okay? Don't judge.

been day drinking all afternoon. no regrets.

Behold the fruit of my loins http://t.co/PHbUiofN

Behold: THE ONE TRUE CHILI and my dirty stovetop http://t.co/YL2taM6Ofh

Being on call has its advantages. Unless I don't get a nap in, then It's a bit of a pill. Like today.

Believe me I stopped asking for logic from the women in my life ages ago. Empathy would be cool though. Or a conversation.

Bingo says hello. http://t.co/HJ9LNGHxlb

Blu Ray really brings out how cheesy the effects in Raiders really were.

Brendan Shanahan just watched a replay of the Boston Marathon bombing. He deemed it a hockey play and has freed Jahar.

BRINGING CHINESE PANDAS IN ON A 10 YEAR WORK PERMIT BUT WE GOT CANADIAN BEARS ON WELFARE YO THAT :censored:S CRAY @pmharper

Business socks. Pimp shoes. Let's do this. http://t.co/iD9ug1Tqlu

But I keep saying, if OK Go put as much energy into their music as they out into the videos, they'd be huge. They bore the hell out of me.

But would the world have loved Huckleberry Finn had Twain written it under his real name, Merv Turtlebaum?