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Why did I think a @playstation plus account was $50 for 3 months? $50 for a year is pretty good. Now I just need $50.

Jesus? "@Tubman_Byway: Who inspires Newark's Mayor Corey Booker? Hint: She was 5 feet tall and died 100 years ago. @CoryBooker"

My daughter just informed me that i was dressed like my dad. COAL FOR EASTER KID.

how many you have a four year old that makes up his own words to @tmbg songs? that's right. none of you.

not gonna lie. I'm afraid to tweet just in case @mrchuckd thinks "thats :censored:ing dumb" and hits unfollow.

heavens there are certainly a lot of Metal Mulisha window clings in this town.

ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now I sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

I don't want to make anyone jealous, but @mrchuckd is following me. That's right. The untenable D. #yalljealous

hey sports nerds. where can i buy fitted or.flexfit Mexican league caps?

Going through local Chinese menus, seeing if no. 69 is beef and broccoli on all of them

Frying chicken, like a boss

Oh here's your problem, @NHLJets,you've got Clitsome and Antropov on your power play.

I just now realzed that @BiggieFunke wears 18 WHEELER on his jersey smdh

welcome to the international house of beefcakes #ihob

so essentially this day. ill take a do over tomorrow

rebuilding my music collection. what 80s and 90s rap am I missing? #comeatmebro

first load of stuff taken to the new place. 40 to go

RT @mistergoats I don't eat steak or get BJs, so today is the same as every other day. THE TRUTHIEST OF TRUTHS #yaymarriedlife

hey Tim Hortons on Main in Penticton. the raisin bran muffin is not a specialty item. make more of them in the morning.

watching once upon a time in mexico just confirms my belief that my next significant other will be latina

man, my genitals are as smooth as new buckskin gloves

Just spent an hour looking up defunct minor league hockey teams because of course I did.

so what's Javier Bardem been up to between No Country For Old Men and Skyfall?

at blackjack school. so far its me, two kids, and two guys that look like they have gambling problems.

I thought Brandon Knight was a new kid on the block.