Lee.

I also found these. I wish I took drugs so I knew if this was illegal or not. http://t.co/afSK5yyIB5

I also have to get the clone interested in baseball so I have a reason to do a NWL and Cali League ballpark tour

I am now being followed by @bumblefoot , guitarist extraordinaire, in addition to @humptyfunk. Jam at my place this summer, gang?

I bet Stephen King wrote "Under The Dome" after spending like an hour at the Phoenix airport.

I don't want to make anyone jealous, but @mrchuckd is following me. That's right. The untenable D. #yalljealous

I dunno man, this compuserve thing seems pretty legit.

I dunno.

I enjoy Megan Mulally a :censored:ton.

I figure, the rest of twitter has this Boston thing under control, I can continue to be myself. #BeExcellentToEachOther

I find Pamela Adlon way too attractive.

I get home from work and six wide awake kittens and a dog follow me into the bedroom. They are all :censored:s.

I got two turntables and a microphone, now what am I supposed to do with all this paella?

I have things to do, and I work tonight, and I'm just tired. Red Bull needs to come in slurpee form.

I have two rolo easter eggs upstairs in the freezer. Correct that: one roll easter egg.

I haven't watched wrestling for a decade or so. Is Test still around?

I just don't want to live in a world where burritos aren't newborn burros

I just donated $11 because that 4 at the end of the total was killing me @dougstanhope http://t.co/kdsvUEhca4 #indiegogo via @indiegogo

I just found all my 125 fans thanks to http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

I just now realzed that @BiggieFunke wears 18 WHEELER on his jersey smdh

I like ESBs but hate IPAs. I am a beernigma

i like my yogurt like i like my sex. Greek.

I may annoy people by saying this, but dammit, #Archer S5 had better be a lot better than S4 was.

I may have adopted a dog.

I may never go back to tomato based chili again.

I mean, I like Archer, Legit, Bob's and Community.....and that's about it.