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I miss my phone. Warranty better cover it.

I need a best friend like Teddy from Bobs Burgers. You know, a handyman.

I need to be engaged in far more social situations in which I can wear my kilt. #breezefeelsniceman

I really hope @waynecoyne has more than one suit.

I really hope anyone involved with Entertainment Tonight goes home and struggles with their respective career choices.

I smell burnt toast crunch #RejectedCereals

I think we should go to ice cream

I thought Brandon Knight was a new kid on the block.

I unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on #GetGlue! #comedyweek @youtube http://t.co/8TmuEc5d2Y

I want booze. Specifically, I want margaritas.

I was gonna make a tweet about Macklemore ripping off the Tragically Hip until I remembered their song was "Gift Shop." Carry on.

I whipped this out last night as an interlocking logo for @lotfwagon. C&C from my design friends back east? http://t.co/DjDW1hGU

I wish I was an alcoholic so I could explain some of my tweets

I wonder if @peachcityradio would be interested in that old timey radio podcast thing we were gonna do a year ago? @bigpileofsalt

I would totally buy a physical copy of a Bob's Burgers soundtrack cd.

I'm a Fan of #bobsburgers on #GetGlue http://t.co/2sbNjgVEZv

I'm being followed by @HumptyFunk. Suck it haters.

I'm going to be a space pilot! http://t.co/WVHHZsovbS

I'm gonna guess my laptop is completely unsuitable for recording music.

I'm watching Winnipeg Jets http://t.co/6O0BpsX3eQ #GetGlue #WinnipegJets

I've been informed I start at 6:30 am tomorrow. This is what ill be waking up to. Warning; cacophonous http://t.co/7LZUxesg

I've decided it's time, after some 33 years, to stop reading Stephen King. I will have no further comment on this matter.

If anyone wants to buy me my dream guitar, feel free to dm me.

If anything, Eva Braun was the Belieber.

If Celebrity Death Beeper doesn't notify me when the time comes that Peter Billingsley died of soap poisoning, it's useless to me.