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The captain looks far more bored in the new branding. In the previous design he's pleasantly sauced, arrogant, and trying to get laid. In this new one it's the same photoshoot but the next morning when he's hungover as and is preoccupied with getting Taco Bell.

Guessing they'll do something like Copperheads or Honey Badgers.

What else can be said? We’re in hell.

The White Sox odds are +25,000 to win the world series, so

This looks like a cover for a 90s Madden game. Also there's no shortage of guys that can come in and play DL for UFL squads. Guy is a jackass and can find work elsewhere, at a Waffle House or something.

Tua will probably push to get him signed to the Dolphins PS or something. He'll do everything under the sun for at least a year or two before going to the UFL, because while to the average person like you and me, the UFL is the obvious option, but to a dope like Taulia, it's better to rot on a dozen practice squads than to lower himself to this league.

Pretty easy top pick this week. A feast for the eyes.

The lemons were just the beginning. Someday there will be another seemingly harmless promotion that will result in meme-actions aplenty once more. The league may publicly poo-poo things like hurling lemons, but they need that kind of organic tomfoolery to generate buzz.

It's about as close to Robo-Umpires as the sport can get. There's eye in the sky for all the flags and infractions, reviews are fast and ultimately judged by Dean Blandino. It's butter smooth, IMO, but it'll never reach the NFL unless the NFLRA is dismantled.

Stallions v. Renegades Matt Corral is an intriguing talent The Renegades can suck it Battlehawks v. Panthers Great uniform matchup Not a great turnout. Easter/Elite Eight weekend didn't help, but I hope those numbers turn around, for everybody's sake McCarron may not finish the season if his line doesn't give him more protection. He's gonna get rolled up on one of these games. EJ Perry is once, twice, three times a Panther, and he was solid. Gutsy draw at the goal line, knowing he was going to get rocked. He puts on a good show with his legs, somebody to keep an eye on as the season gets going. The color commentator was peaking all over with his mic levels. Annoying. Jake Bates is going to be an NFLer this season if he keeps this up. Showboats v. Roughnecks aka Broke-Ass Wal-Mart Oilers Houston continues to have probably the worst uniforms in the sport. Just awful. Darius Victor, 30 years old, the Liberian Loveboat, gave CTE the stiffarm (for now) with some tough runs. Not many good runs, but ya know, tough-like. Case Cookus sucks. Daewood Davis is someone to keep an eye on. TJ Pledger confused me. For a minute I thought his name was "Pleasure," so when the broadcaster said that Guarantano found Pleasure, I stifled a giggle. Sage Surratt's name being called reminded me of the existence of Chazz Surratt, who never amounted to much. Bummer, I really liked Chazz coming out of college. Game ending on a muffed punt kinda blew, but hey, UFL football baybay. Defenders v. Brahmas McFarland returning the opening kickoff with one shoe is peak UFL. Keep the name Pooka Williams in mind. He's in the running (from the cops) for the UFL's Bad Boy candidate of the year. Cool red zone play by SA, fake shovel pass into an end around. Didn't score, but I liked the concept. Love the optical measurement of the 4th down. Again, another brilliant thing the NFL should adopt, but probably won't because the officials wouldn't be able to shave points. Big swollen balls call by the Brahmas to let their punter chuck a deep ball for a touchdown just before half. Caught by the center, no less! The UFL needs to encourage this kind of stuff. Go wild. Jordan Ta'amu fumbling for no reason, then completing a no-look whoopedy-doo spinning pass while taking a hit is what this league is all about. Jean DeLance not only committing a false start, then spitting on a guy is the inaugural, and thus eponyous recipient of the Jean DeLance Award for Being a Sports Dumbass.

Correct. Kickoffs Kickoffs will look like more traditional college/NFL kickoffs but will take place from the 20-yard line of the kicking team. A kickoff out of bounds will give possession to the receiving team 30 yards from the spot of the kickoff or at the spot where the ball went out of bounds. A kickoff that is untouched by the receiving team may only be recovered by the kicking team up to 20 yards from the spot of the kick. Other Kicking/Touchback Rules All touchbacks on kicks (punts or kickoffs) will be placed at the receiving team’s 25-yard line. Any punt that goes out of bounds inside the receiving team’s 25-yard line will be considered a touchback and placed at the 25-yard line. Non-kicking touchbacks will also be placed at the 25-yard line.

Bears twitter has basically already decided he is a homosexual and should be run out of the game. It's really, really depressing, but not unexpected that people behave like that.

Here's a side by side of the Texans with the red facemask, socks, and numbers for comparison.

....uniform....content.....*gasp* ....please....uniform content, mister, I beg you....

Pretty wild the amount of QB moves around the league this offseason. Is it more than normal or am I seeing what I want to see? Kenny Pickett*: PIT > PHI Sam Darnold: SF > MIN Joe Flacco: CLE > IND Gardner Minshew: IND > LV Russell Wilson: DEN > PIT Kirk Cousins: MIN > ATL Desmond Ridder*: ATL > AZ Jameis Winston: NO > CLE Sam Howell: WAS > SEA Jimmy Garoppolo: LV > TBD Justin Fields: CHI > TBD * - trade bold - started at least one game in 2023

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More detail for a nearly-40 year-old white dope on what this means?

Wolff's page for each design is nice. Lets each logo breathe.

Massive upgrade. My only problem? The C-boat logo doesn’t look like a compass so much as a submarine targeting the ship to destroy it head on. That being said, whatever! It's so much better than what it was before.

Hopefully we get some quality Teddy Bridgewater-esque photos during the season. Baseball cards will be awesome. In 2036: "Oh snap! I pulled a 2024 Pete Crow-Armstrong! You can tell because his freckled, sweaty hog is showing through his 1-ply Fanatics uniform!"

I think that’s the most practical relationship. All these players’ agencies and likely coordinators from the NFLPA are knotted together anyway, so as long as both leagues and the player representation can be cooperative/neutral with each other, no harm done. The UFL isn’t posturing as an NFL alternative or replacement, nor is it intended to be a feeder league. And that’s ok. No need to define the connection explicitly.