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I need to stop writing "Issued from Stoke" instead of "Issued from Stock" on official documents.

It is one of those days where 45-30 has to be done on a calculator. Not fully with it in the brain department today.

That last, extra sugary swirly swig at the end of a cup of tea is what I live for.

Well, that's the last time I say anything bad about certain NFL teams on the internet haha. A few randomers taking the comments to heart.

LOL Jaguars. Awful https://t.co/pyBG1emHYp

I am so proud of @perry_j13 right now! http://t.co/DG9PwC4hLG

#stgeorgesday http://t.co/69eQM5iSPo

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Game over.

My reaction when the contents of the vending machine in work have been completely swapped for :censored:ter things... http://t.co/xAydtKoRwM

.@stephyau you are nasty to me. http://t.co/whds9ChAdQ

Thank we survived those last few minutes when Lescott was sent up front.

The Playstation Store layout looks like it was created by someone with learning difficulties.

Look who I found sitting on the chair he is banned from looking all guilty. http://t.co/aYqR1oM9Tu

My baseball game on PS3 has frozen and I am too hungover to know how to react.

I don't half feel gay eating this http://t.co/TAPbKPk9hG

I wish Neil Finn and Damon Hill were best friends. That is my utopian dream.

If there are no more Branston Pickle flavour Mini Cheddars left in the vending machine today then someone is getting vertical suplexed .

Does anyone else's mum spend 90% of their time watching cooking shows but never actually cook anything different?

Mentally preparing myself for the horrors that the new Jacksonville Jaguars football uniforms will bring #nfl #jaguars

A cup of tea and 10 minutes of reading my book on my break. What has my life become?

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I could listen to Simon Weston saying "fortuitous" and "public duties" all day long #amf

Which is worse? Finding out you have been drinking decaf tea or finding out you have been drinking non-alcoholic beer?