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Well that was a :censored:in pain in the arse http://t.co/bTzzOHgZ7f

I have redeemed myself in work after a horrendous start to the week. I wish it involved at least some skill and wasn't pure luck tho #guin

I'm feeeeeeeeling, like I 'm leeeeeaving, everything behind #courteeners

I feel blessed to have been behind a woman driver in traffic who had her mirrors properly adjusted.

I am also having a blast from the past with this wispa gold.

I should be going to sleep but for some reason I really wanna learn all about limited slip differentials. What the is wrong with me?

You got it, Joben.

I spend all day on a computer, come home and instantly turn on my laptop. What a life.

A guy in my office has a foot long ruler which is solely used for back scratching. Under the shirt too #grim

No morning break and late lunch make stu sad.

I have a meeting in 20 minutes and I have completely lost my voice #farce

I just picked up my bottle of water without paying attention and drank from it. Turns out it was Ribena. Farcical circumstances #LongDay

Let's see how many Euro '96 legends we can squeeze into one music video.http://t.co/kXuq472zKCThe band are managed by Dion Dublin too.

Two Door Cinema Club are taking over my life again.

A bit of R Kelly based magic http://t.co/w1lGGdQUL9

My mood today will be strictly dictated by the outcome of several football matches. Which, in my head makes perfect sense.

I'm looking forward to the @BlueJays being on British TV this Sunday #HummmmJays #LoveThisTeam

Gob :censored:e RT @luis16suarez Hello everyone, I wanted to share this statement with all of you. Thanks for your support http://t.co/Q5A78LFQNA

Banter cat George imitates Slazenger logo. Scratches T-shirt. Dad won't be pleased http://t.co/lk4D6QkISM

Hey @AssouEkotto you spelt Tottenham wrong in your bio #COYS #LOL http://t.co/yH1iHxE1t3

Dunno what I am more annoyed with last retweet. The farcical amount spent on that witch's funeral or spelling out a piece of punctuation.

Another unnecessary update to the facebook app on my phone. Change is not good.

I would win on Pointless if I went on it on my own.

I need to stop writing "Issued from Stoke" instead of "Issued from Stock" on official documents.

It is one of those days where 45-30 has to be done on a calculator. Not fully with it in the brain department today.