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  1. I saw zpqw... er, Aaron, post this one on Twitter: Slava Voynov's been training at the Kings' facilitues during his jail term, and the Kings claim it's totally okay because it's a work release program. Send his ass to Russia on a rocket, and strap Dean Lombardi in along for the ride.

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/kings/la-sp-0904-kings-voynov-20150904-story.html

    Following the Wolves this year looks more and more appealing every day.

    The Kings are making the offseason crap up to the fans in a big way. The giveaway for November 14? Cartman bobbleheads!

    Oh but it could have been so much better!

    That was rescheduled to October 18, because, uh, well...

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    Oy vey.

  2. I saw zpqw... er, Aaron, post this one on Twitter: Slava Voynov's been training at the Kings' facilitues during his jail term, and the Kings claim it's totally okay because it's a work release program. Send his ass to Russia on a rocket, and strap Dean Lombardi in along for the ride.

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/kings/la-sp-0904-kings-voynov-20150904-story.html

    Following the Wolves this year looks more and more appealing every day.

  3. Quebec's bid is coming from a French-Canadian media conglomerate. It's ironclad. The only problem is the league not wanting their money.

    Can you say with certainty that the team will be a success there?

    Seattle: Of course! As long as you don't make us suffer the growing pains of an expansion team, I mean I think we're a little too good for that, those hoser bastards will watch any old crap but we're Seattle

    Quebec: bien sur!

    Wait, did someone just speak :censored:ing French.

    Seattle: Wasn't me.

    Quebec: Hi didn't ear anyting.

    QUEBEC LOSES BY FORFEIT

    WINNER: SEATTLE BY A SCORE OF A MILLION TO NEGATIVE INFINITY

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