Noolish

When people say Free Tebow, they literally mean "Free Tebow". Like, here he is, please take him off my hands. #jets #nfl #freetebow

Took me over 6 months to see it but The Dark Knight Rises was excellent and exceeded all my expectations. #slowpoke

NBA Coast to Coast reading waaaay too much into Andrew Bynum's (stupid) hair. #NBA

Pretty sure that Kevin Durant commercial with the Asian mom is about sex and not changing light bulbs. #NBAAllStarGame

The two people flirtatiously wrestling in my dining room need to seal the deal or get out of my house so I can go to bed.

Spaced out going to the Harlem Shake flash mob. Damn.

Would just like to remind all the people who hate Valentine's Day and are happy it's over that you're still gonna die sad and alone. #troll

Kobe MVP chants at the Staples Center #LOL #LOLakers #mambatweets

OKC fans having trouble with the "Miami sucks!" chant due to the number of syllables.

Does Gretchen Weiners get no candy on Valentine's Day too? #yougoglencoco

I feel like Barney Stinson/NPH would use Valentine's Day as the chance to go to the bar and pick up all of the sad single women. #vday

N-I-T chant... Well played, Cameron Crazies. #duke #unc #restlessnerds

People who still wear Penn State gear have a minor problem. #jokesonjokesonjokes

Strep throat. Cool, man. #noolproblems

Ha BOOM GOES THE DY-NO-MITE @LynetteClaire RT@basketballtalk: Bulls watch as Nuggets run right past them to easy win http://t.co/Yp2WM3qv

Yo Soy Fiesta: Rob Gronkowski, Porn Star? - @Deadspin http://t.co/iztr4Qzh @BrianCook926

This speech class needs a "wrap it up" box. #gatorproblems http://t.co/Y4KyUv4X

Feel like I haven't slept for days and that I've been mauled by a wolverine. #noolproblems

#goodbou http://t.co/n6XWWVVB

Frat Boy 3, if you're gonna celebrate a shot and back up hard into me I'm gonna throw a forearm in your back. Then you'll bitch and get a T.

The lack of a taco emoji is both disappointing and racist. #damnyou

Discussion in class was awful because of #NationalHangoverDay

The Force: Volkswagen Commercial. Still my favorite Super Bowl commercial. http://t.co/B5pHFR4b

GODDAMNIT WHERE IS JAY-Z?!?? #Superbowl

Had a slurpee in 37 degree weather. Colorado man card regained. #achievementunlocked