Noolish

"If there's anything worse than Chlamydia, it's Florida"

http://t.co/G3wKR9AU #awwww-inspiring #awwwdorable #dogs #storiesfromtexasnotaboutredneckstuff

http://t.co/mTwDhL7c

#ministreaker #adorable

This dick pic stole the Miami Marlins font and looks like the "here for the gangbang" guy from Old School. #dickart http://t.co/qm6UGpsh

"I'm gettin too old for this ." - Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon

#MyLifeIn5Words "Not what it looks like!"

Not sure if hitting that kid in the face with a basketball was the highlight or lowlight of my week. #nolook

Watching The Other Guys and saw this: #GoGators http://t.co/H0wHI5Gg

The joys of public transportation.

Analyzing the Super Bowl Prop Bets:http://t.co/4nItTtI5 @BrianCook926 #IhateyouRayLewis

Wrapping puppies in blankets. #classic

Still a child and already on the front page of the Alligator! #smartkid #GoGators @EKouvatsos http://t.co/CL6DbA2L

"She works in customer service. I bet you think strippers like you."

If Dunkin Donuts made me fat, I'd just accept being fat and continue to eat there.

If I could text people in the shower without damaging my iPhone, I would. Looks like I'm just not going to shower. #firstworldpain

I've got a weakness for SPF70 blondes. #noolproblems #whitegirls

Full time roommate, part time babysitter. #noolproblems

Really boring classes that run over time. <<<<<<<<<<<<

Kill me now. #noolproblems

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? #himym

Why would more guns would lead to less crime? There's 300 million guns already in America. Should we be duel wielding pistols?

At least it wasn't AJ McCarron's girlfriend who was a hoax, AM I RIGHT?!? #teo #notredame #hoax

Can't wait to listen to my new playlist tomorrow. #hipsterproblems

Could use some more mystery in my life. Like "What happened last night?" and "How old are these leftovers?" #noolproblems

This white girl's awkward dancing and lip synching is distracting me from studying. #gatorproblems