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Peyton Manning's forehead scares me more than Ray Lewis' new face mask. #Broncos #ravens #BALvsDEN http://t.co/cRffkilF

Must see @jeffdub RT@SBNationGIF: Brandon Paul getting some sick air on this dunk. http://t.co/hgB9RyCq

Goddamn you Bernice! #dodgeball

Welcome back to the NBA, Sonics! #seattle #sorrysacramento

RIP RGIII's knee. It was a good run.

Awesome. http://t.co/0tmumnOR

Man behind ‘Deport Piers Morgan’ petition has meltdown on Morgan’s show | The Lookout - Yahoo! News http://t.co/yVgN3SC0 via @YahooNews

I hate Alabama but the feature on Barrett Jones is great. Center, violinist, 4.0 GPA, and Scrabble enthusiast. Plus his mom is hot. #BCS

All of the news about RGIII's knee injury is depressing.

Literally 3 kids screaming at once. I hate traveling. #firstworldpain

Worst thing about flying into Orlando: a dozen screaming kids on every flight.

I'm gettin' too old for this stuff. #mambatweets

Just saw Tony Dungy waiting in line at the airport. Why do I always see retired coaches at the airport?

There's a lot of pain behind those eyes. http://t.co/SdG207Cv

“@marinarachael: This sexy pizza slice is the closest an advertiser has ever come to understanding my needs. http://t.co/ZdNxoOVg @KarlSags

Sick of SEC teams & fans not giving schools any respect. Good teams exist outside of the south. Gators should've known that. #SugarBowl

NIU came to play! Bold! #OrangeBowl

Go Huskies!!! FSU sucks!!! Woooooooooo

Every time I see Russell Wilson I just think "He looks dead in the eyes..." @JordanHarvey3

Clemson fans SMH @pintofaleham RT@SBNationGIF: How long can you stare at this Clemson fan? http://t.co/xTsHFK8J

Oh, Romo. #SNF

Can't wait for the Chiefs to take Geno Smith about a dozen spots too high in the draft. #nfl

I think my parents got my dog a black collar so it would look slimming. #fatty

Why AJ and Danny? Why? Why?

Love how everyone on #NBAonTNT is surprised that JaVale didn't make Shaqtin' a Fool this week.