Noolish

Best drunk girl line ever: "Someday I'm gonna teach children!!!" @mkclinard #Whitegirlwasted

#Manimal

This tragedy could have been prevented if those kids had all been carrying concealed weapons. #guncontrol

Death to the Big East! Ahhhh!!!

Totally signed up for that 12:50 class so the final could be scheduled at 7:30 am. #gatorproblems

My very educated mother just served us nachos. #astronomy #studying

I wish my dog lived in FL with me. We'd go for walks every day and I'd change his name to "Broby". He'd be my Broby Wan Kenobi. #brover

My life feels different after I unsubscribed to Groupon emails. #firstworldpain

#StopSnacking is a trending topic, @KarlSags

#persuasive http://t.co/IG0q0h18

99% sure that Twilight and Peter's Dracula musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall are the same thing. #crazypills

Silver and Bronze are nice, but for once I'd like to get the Gold. #noolproblems #puke

http://t.co/6dqPSwLQ

#pacquiao #marquez

http://t.co/N3v27apm #nowplaying

Happy to see Knowshon playing well. Thought he could contribute since week 1.

The Pork Authority is closed... Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you. #himym

Ridiculous @TheRegimeGroup RT@si_vault: Kevin Durant flies in for a dunk during Game 3 of the 2012 NBA Finals: http://t.co/HCBKi2uU

NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE!!! #himym

#thatawkwardmomentwhen The girl in class that you've been hitting on the entire semester has a boyfriend.

Hate Alabama but I love those jerseys. Never change those uni's. #SECChampionship #unisnob

A wise man once told me "Every Asian kid thinks they're Allen Iverson during pickup basketball" #wisdom #confucious

Es verdad, putas son mentirosas.

Told you @jeffdub RT @AdamSchefter: At running back, Broncos starting Knowshon Moreno.”

BOOM MOTHER:censored:ER #Gators

RGIII needs to adjust some sort of protection for the rusher on those bootleg fakes. 2nd or 3rd time he's gotten mauled tonight. #Redskins