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#ThingsImThankfulfor The Redskins wearing gold pants again. #unisnob

#ThingsImThankfulFor RGIII

Anybody who has ever played a game of pickup basketball knows a Jack Taylor. #ballhogs

Terrell Suggs might be my least favorite NFL player of all time.

Sometimes my neck hurts from my brain being so huhyuge.

Last 2 DEN teams have been very reliable: '11 kept it close, always within striking distance. '12, plays hard, shows up, does little things.

If Oregon can only put 14 on Stanford at home, how would they fare against Bama or ND? Not well, I'm guessing.

Way to show up THIS WEEK, Ole Miss. #SEC

Hard to believe USC was #1 at the beginning of the season. Lane Kiffin is still getting karmic payback. #NCAA

Andre Miller vs. Shane Battier #oldmanstrength #nba #Nuggets #Heat

Nuggets fans are too stoned to care that they're down by 13 to Miami. #NBA

Jeff Green's dunk last night. #nasty

Love the Heat's spacing. Love the "hockey assists". Love how the road jerseys finally say Miami. #NBA

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Duhon getting playing time?!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. #Lakers

Poutine fries!!! #fat

OKC looks disjointed without Harden. Chicago has a great D, but does this team break through Miami like this? Doubtful.

Peewee football highlights on ESPN need to be set to whimsical piano music. Their heads are so disproportionate.

#nowplaying Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

#coldblooded http://t.co/f9GZdh1J

A lot of people are wearing blue or red today to show who they voted for. I'm wearing CU Buff gear instead.

Free Dunkin' Donuts coffee... all day erry day.

Never trust a girl whose ex-boyfriend looks like one of the ski-villains from an 80's movie.

Whoooooooooa Alabama! Booooo!

SEC teams I like: Florida, LSU, and Johnny Manziel. That's it.