SumanCommaJake

Ants have overtaken by bag of Marshmallow Mateys....heartless bastards

Still amazed that J Rock made it out of Sunnyvale and got on a track with Kendrick Lanar

Body Party

Fairly certain that Robert De Niro just walked out of Huntington

"I eat so much pottery, it makes me not have to eat real food. It even makes me burp, just like an actual meal."

So much tribal affiliation at The George this morning!! Also, the biceps curl must be the exercise of choice in said tribal communities

GREEN WHITE CHECKURD! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY!

It's time to get extra American and watch some NASCAR

Joe Deertay

My caffeine/stimulant cleanse is over! CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH FROM THE CONGREGATION?!?!?!

Hahahaha still shocked that Dawn got the axe

I smell polyurethane.....@CakeBearSanchez @nicker_bockerr

Suman family is rollin deep at The Eagles tonight

Walmart cookie cake > Meijer cookie cake

GREAT SONG! RT "@NorthsydPride49: #ThrowbackThursday Don Henley- Boys of Summer #DeadheadStickerOnACadillac"

Pretty sure I forgot to put soap in the washer for the load of laundry I just did, because my work clothes are still disgustingly grimy

This dude seriously just randomly pulled out his touch sensitive computer mouse and bragged about its specs to me #DC

Ed has arrived

Minute To Win It is easily the game gameshow ever created.

De'Anthony Thomas RT “@The_Wright_Guy_: No ones gunna beat CJ's 40 time....ever”

"You're a :censored:ing unicorn homo ass wipe who needs to get a life"

After 4 cups of Marshmallow Mateys, my stomach is pleased.

OHMYGOD BASED GOD. RT “@karrah_rath: hilton, hilton. bitch, im paris hilton. @_Sophiaa”

MAN I GOT SO MUCH UP ON MY PLATE DAWG

Down another pound booiiiiiii