Dalcowboyfan92

It's not like they were going to use them properly.

I had diarrhea this morning, so I gave more of a [censored] than the Cowboys did. Another year, another wasted season. God, I hate this [censored] team.

Washington: WE WANT DALLAS! Oh, you'll get Dallas all right; all 56 points of them, right up Dan Snyder's bum. Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

Why Cowboys fans were so adamant on hoping that Cleveland and Giants were going to win is beyond me. The Giants are good for absolutely nothing and Cleveland decided that Baker Mayfield really wanted to be Santa Claus and throw interceptions like they were Christmas presents. When you want something done right; you gotta do it yourself. Don't put blind faith in a third party; they'll often disappoint.

I think John Harbaugh might have a bone to pick with Justin Tucker. Another week, another 2-pt. conversion gamble, another loss for Baltimore. Yes John, OT is a crapshoot. You're not guaranteed to win, let alone touch the football. But there comes a time when you need to just take the easy point and play for overtime. You're doing nothing but shooting yourself in the foot.

Barry Switzer also was "successful", but that's largely subjective because he won with basically Jimmy Johnson's team without Jimmy. If Jerry could've swallowed his ego and pride; Barry would've never been there.

Jacksonville is a team so rife with failure that's it's all but sewn into the team's identity. They should've seen this coming, the lack of talent and then the three-ring circus during the season meant that Urban Meyer was doomed to fail from the get-go.

A win is a win but God; Dak was dreadful. Even Stevie Wonder could've seen that pick-6 was a horrible throw, and a horrible decision.

I'd say a snappy comeback here but I got penalized on third down and have to punt the ball away.

Detroit losing because they got penalized for calling timeouts on consecutive plays is the most Lions way to lose a game.

Nagy be like; "Fine. I'll do it myself." TBF, this is a McCaskey move. Report your coach is a dead man walking, and then come out as say; "No I meant he's a dead man when he's walking."

Dallas: *averages almost 35 PPG* Also Dallas: 9 points; take it or leave it. The Jekyll and Hyde PTSD flashbacks...they're back...

Fans were whining that Fox took the Dallas game off because it was a blowout. There's just no pleasing some people. Take the 40-point win and be happy about it. They're 7-2, still first place in the NFC East, and you're whining that you didn't get to see Dallas swallow Atlanta like they were a boa constrictor because they were up by 40, and Fox made the decision to change to a more competitive game.

Cheering for the Cowboys makes me want to eat my own foot sometimes. Took my shower early tonight because I just couldn't stand it anymore and missed the GW TD. This team played the sloppiest football I've ever seen, and probably won their most ugliest win ever. All these penalties cannot keep happening. Connor Williams, get the hell out of the starting lineup; you're an absolute liability.

That was one of the most atrocious two minute drills I have ever seen. I know that they have Greg the Leg kicking, but they could've at less gotten maybe five to ten yards closer. They had the ability to run another play, but instead let the clock tick down unnecessarily to build tension? IDK why. But 1-1 is a helluva lot better than 0-2, obviously. But, they need to be more imperative when it comes to the two minute drill because that was bad. It also didn't really help that the Chargers seemed more than willing to be in on the farce because there were a few junctures where a time out could've helped. (I guess they thought it was futile early on, and just hoped for OT? Bad decision making if that's the case.)

Dallas does nothing better than getting in their own [censored] way.

I got to cheer on my favorite driver win at The Brickyard yesterday, was awesome to see AJ win in the Cup Series again after 7 years. Was a chaotic day, a complete disaster in all honesty. But, he was in the right place at the right time. If you can squeeze in one right behind Rudd's win in 1997 (can't believe it's going to be 25 years since that happened next year; time flies), that would be awesome. White with a 16 and the trophy (21). I don't know if this'll be a thing in the future (IDK in all honesty...), but here is a shot of the trophy and the car as well. I'm hoping that AJ can win the Xfinity Championship this season. I'll get you up to speed if that happens. Thanks in advance.

The "Buffaslug" is underappreciated. I think, had they took a little inspiration from the Buffalo Bills logo, I think the logo could've survived a lot longer then it did.

Sorry, I took a few days to stew over my decision. I wasn't expecting it so fast, ngl. I think I'll go with the first option, the one with the white trim.

Hey, I was wondering if I could get an addition to my banner, adding a 2020 NASCAR Cup Chase participant for the #21 of Matt DiBenedetto, added immediately after the one for AJ Allmendinger in 2014. (Although I'm not quite sure which would work best; the red and gold numbers or the highlighter yellow and black numbers...) Thank you in advance.

August 2nd, 1997; the day that made me a Ricky Rudd fan for life. I was sort of cheering for him from late 1996 to this point, because I loved the bright orange Tide ride, and me being a fan kind of forced my parents to start using the products on his race car. But this was my first vivid sports memory. It's what also helped me to become a NASCAR fan in the first place.

I remember that race. Rudd was one of the most unluckiest drivers that year; having impossible ways to lose happen to him. In the heat of the moment, I was excited to see my favorite driver (who I grew up rooting for) win, while my Mom gave a dejected moan about Jerry's luck. Rudd was clearly conflicted in Victory Lane. Happy to be there, but obviously would've wanted to felt like he earned the victory. Speaking of Rudd, the 2005 Sonoma race. A fleeting, fleeting dream that the Rooster would hold Smoke back. But, he just couldn't. That and the race at Kansas (also in '05?) were really the last two chances he ever had at a victory. ...Should've at least won at Kansas. Timed his slingshot too late. Had he timed it better, he would've passed Nemechek to the stripe.

Had Dallas beaten the Giants, I would've felt majorly confident that Dallas would beat Green Bay. Favre had never beaten Dallas in Texas Stadium, and they had a late season, heavyweight matchup that Dallas won (and they rang Favre's bell). Would Dallas had beaten New England? I don't know. Considering how the Giants also lost and triumphed in the rematch; Dallas would've still had a chance. They wouldn't have been as huge an underdog as New York was (considering they were the NFC's #1 seed), but they'd still be treated as massive underdogs. However, considering their matchup early in the season, that New England came in and stomped Dallas, Dallas would've not been able to keep up. Who knows what would've happened? All I know is; it's all Patrick Crayton's fault.

Cowboys playoff losses in 2007 and 2016. I, to the day, still hate Patrick Crayton with every fiber of my being for breaking my heart. That 07 team was the best team I saw (because I was too young to remember their SB teams). And how they lost in 2016, just made me numb. I didn't say a word, I went to bed a zombie, and eventually the numbness forced me to sleep. God, I [censored] hate Aaron Rodgers.

Thanks man, it looks great! I want to give you credit, where credit is due, but if I do so, I'm in violation of the new forum signature rules. So, I hope a hyperlink would suffice. Keep up the good work, as always!