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I don't think anyone here is really attacking the fanbase when they want the Coyotes to be moved, but maybe I'm wrong. I think it's a mix of frustration with the stubbornness the NHL has shown in trying to make the team work, despite it very clearly not working, and the idea that it's kind of likely that their continued existence has literally killed people through what Glendale has had to cut to keep them. And I don't mean figuratively when I say literally. I mean literally. Ah, okay. That makes sense. Relocation would still would suck for the fans, even if they are few.

Hm, as much as I'd like to go under-70 for the cut-off, the Jackets would be under the bar and I think they're fine. So idk. I have a question to ask, do you guys feel like we're a little harsh on the fanbases like say the Coyotes? Just curious, not trying to be mean.

They base it on the largest bribes.

I think it's only inevitable. Though the ACC would probably always want to remain an even numbered set of schools, thus creating a bidding war or whatever for another spot. Yeah and I think the American would die before Louisville rejoins

no Intercourse, Pennsylvania sounds better. For Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts we can move the Devils there.

Oh look, TrueYankee is also doubling the NBA like I did with the NFL and MLB let's see what he... ..oh

Expand to Phoenix, of course!

Are you saying any of us would be surprised? Is Tukwila way out there or something? I'm pretty optimistic about Seattle as an NHL market, so I'm curious why everyone's discussing it as a bad idea.

True, but that won't stop Mr. Bettman! The expansion groups probably have arena plans anyways if they're applying.

I see.. Yotes move to Vegas (I'm actually slightly neutral to this idea, I'll need to see it fail to believe) Seattle and Quebec expansion Florida to Toronto in the near future.

Because an NBA team would never work in St. Louis.

Is the Canadian dollar better yet? I thought it was until I saw someone on reddit say it's below .90 of the US Dollar. Is that bad?

15? I'll take the over. What are the odds on Vegas gold? Will there be a cow skull or playing cards in their branding? Let's put some money on this. Make it interesting. Definitely over. I'll say black/red/Vegas gold. I think the logo will at least contain the ace of spades. Read that in Lemmy's voice. I'm going over.

Well that's interesting. Did I miss Karmanos relinquishing his ownership?

I have quite a few that I don't feel deserve the praise they've been given. The Blackhawks logo since forever needs an update badly. Not too crazy about the Stars jerseys. These aren't the greatest jerseys of all time. Hell, they're not even the best Buccaneers jerseys of all time. I don't get it guys, how is this better than Hugo Hornet? This one's the worst offender, this logo is nothing special. Not creative or innovative in any way.

It wasn't a random WTF realignment though. It looked like a serious MLB realignment. If you wanna look at some pointless ones, look at the first few pages, or maybe add too many teams for the sake of it. EDIT: I also made a 32 teams 8 division MLB realignment. You are free to criticize this one ECUFan25. In fact I would encourage you do so AL East Baltimore Orioles Boston Red Sox New York Yankees Toronto Blue Jays AL North Chicago White Sox Cleveland Indians Detroit Tigers Minnesota Twins AL South Houston Astros Kansas City Royals San Antonio Missions (expansion) Texas Rangers AL West Anaheim Angels Portland Beavers (expansion) Sacramento Athletics (formerly Oakland) Seattle Mariners NL East New York Mets Philadelphia Phillies Pittsburgh Pirates Washington Nationals NL North Cincinnati Reds Chicago Cubs Milwaukee Brewers St. Louis Cardinals NL South Arizona Diamondbacks Atlanta Braves Durham Bulls (formerly Tampa Bay) Miami Marlins NL West Colorado Rockies Los Angeles Dodgers San Diego Padres San Francisco Giants

I don't think I need to explain that one. Also, White Sox in the NL? Toronto moving to Ottawa? Kansas City moving to Vegas? Cardinals and Cubs split? What the f:censored:k

Here's my stab at it. Magic Johnson Division Las Vegas AcesLos Angeles ClippersLos Angeles LakersPhoenix SunsPortland Trail BlazersSacramento KingsSan Francisco WarriorsSeattle SuperSonicsHakeem Olajuwon Division Dallas MavericksDenver NuggetsHouston RocketsMemphis GrizzliesNew Orleans PelicansOklahoma City ThunderSan Antonio SpursUtah JazzOscar Robertson Division Atlanta HawksChicago BullsCleveland CavaliersDetroit PistonsIndiana PacersMilwaukee BucksMinnesota TimberwolvesToronto RaptorsLarry Bird Division Boston CelticsBrooklyn NetsCharlotte HornetsMiami Heat New York KnicksOrlando MagicPhiladelphia 76ersWashington Wizards

BUT THEN THE DIVISIONS WONT BE EVEN OH NO WHAT A DISASTER. /s

Why not double the size of the MLB while we're at it? AL East Baltimore Orioles Boston Red Sox Buffalo Bisons Durham Bulls Jacksonville Suns Montreal Expos New York Yankees Norfolk Tides Tampa Bay Rays Toronto Blue Jays AL Central Birmingham Barons Chicago White Sox Cleveland Indians Detroit Tigers Kansas City Royals Louisville Bats Minnesota Twins Nashville Sounds New Orleans Zephrys Salt Lake Bees AL West Anaheim Angels Calgary Cannons Edmonton Trappers Houston Astros Monterrey Jacks Sacramento River Cats San Jose Athletics Seattle Mariners Texas Rangers Vancouver Cascades NL East Atlanta Braves Charlotte Knights Havana Blazers Lehigh Valley IronPigs Miami Marlins New York Mets Ottawa Lynx Philadelphia Phillies San Juan Statesmen Washington Nationals NL Central Chicago Cubs Cincinnati Reds Colorado Rockies Columbus Clippers Indianapolis Chiefs Milwaukee Brewers Omaha Storm Chasers Pittsburgh Pirates St. Louis Cardinals Winnipeg Walleye NL West Arizona Diamondbacks Las Vegas 51s Los Angeles Dodgers Mexico City Aztecs Oklahoma City RedHawks Portland Beavers Round Rock Express San Antonio Missions San Diego Padres San Francisco Giants

I can get behind the Mexican cities/Havana/San Juan but I don't know, I only wanted 4 Europe teams, and good luck with NFL in Canada (y'know, since there's a CFL).

What if the NFL doubled the amount of teams? AFC East Brookyln Atlantics (2024) Buffalo Bills Hartford Hurricanes (2040) Miami Dolphins New England Patriots New York Jets Raleigh Racers (2048) Orlando Citrus (2032) AFC North Baltimore Ravens Chicago Blitz (2024) Cincinnati Bengals Cleveland Browns Columbus Cannons (2032) Hampton Roads Colonials (2044, formerly Virginia Colonials 2040-2044) Indianapolis Colts Pittsburgh Steelers AFC South Austin Artisans (2036, formerly in NFC West) Houston Texans Jacksonville Jaguars Louisville Friars (2040) Nashville Titans (2028, formerly Tennessee Titans 1999-2027) New Mexico Diablos (2048) Oklahoma City Oilers (2032) San Antonio Marshalls (2024) AFC West Denver Broncos Fresno Mountaineers (2048) Kansas City Chiefs Los Angeles Raiders Los Angeles Stars (2032, formerly Los Angeles Chargers 2015-2031) San Diego Chargers (2032) Silicon Valley Visionaries (2024) Utah Hornets (2040) NFC East Berlin Thunder (2044) Dallas Cowboys Dublin Orangemen (2028) Edinburgh Claymores (2036) London Knights (2020) New York Giants Philadelphia Eagles Washington Warriors NFC North Anchorage Gold (2044) Chicago Bears Des Moines Speed (2036) Detroit Lions Grand Rapids Lakers (2028) Green Bay Packers Minnesota Vikings St. Louis Stallions (2020) NFC South Arkansas Boulders (2036) Atlanta Falcons Birmingham Bulls (2020) Charlotte Panthers (2048, fomerly Carolina Panthers 1995-2048) Memphis Music (2028) New Orleans Saints Richmond Royals (2044) Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFC West Arizona Cardinals Honolulu Tikis (2044) Las Vegas Aces (2048) Los Angeles Rams Portland Pioneers (2028) Sacramento Redwoods (2020) San Francisco 49ers Seattle Seahawks

everything, from my time watching Islander games.Such is being an Islanders fan.

I'd replace New Orleans and Vegas with San Antonio and Portland.

They aren't anti-American, but they're pro-bribery.