EvanBirchfield

I can't wait for someone else to cover the Falcons for ESPN so I can read articles on my team again..

I don't know how I got so lucky. #totalpackage

I don't know why I do contests if @ESPNStatsInfo is just going to scam me out of winning.

I give that contest a 5/10 only one maybe two good dunkers

I hate when they mess up twitter right when I start understanding it

I have a feeling a lot of Falcons fans are going to be let down seeing who they want in Free Agency.

I hope Taylor Swift finds the man of her dreams soon so I don't have to hear about her failed relationships on the radio anymore.

I love after a championship when they give the MVP a vehicle and they could care less. These people are millionaires you think they care?Lol

I miss her already

I need some more @Atlanta_Falcons jerseys! #RiseUp @TonyGonzalez88 @FalconsMMoore @FalconsJAdams http://t.co/3e609cTVy4

I promised I would never do a "selfie" but I caved.. http://t.co/ssrTIDI5ma

I really really really really hope we don't get Josh McDaniels

I watch the Senior Bowl just for the "Visit Mobile, Alabama" commercials

I wish @ArianFoster would just not play cuz now I'm going to start him instead of Ben Tate and Kubiak will run him like once and I'll lose.

I'd love to see the @49ers stadium opener be a loss.

I'm addicted to watching #HowIMetYourMother on @netflix

I'm so glad NFL has a salary cap. Without it, it would be dumb just like the MLB; worst sports league.

I’m going with the Warriors! #SCFinalsVote @SportsCenter http://t.co/zOx4813Pem

If a female idolizes and looks up Marilyn Manroe, there is a 99% chance she's a whore.

If Aaron Rodgers is out a long time, @Favre4Official should come out of retirement how funny would that be.

If Jordy Nelson can get me 47 points I win with no help from Arian Foster.

If Packers lose and Falcons win, we have the same record. Need them to lose for playoff purposes.

If the Cowboys take a Henry/Elliot at pick 4, they're idiots.

If Thomas Dimitroff isn't fired it's the worst decision this team could make.

If we beat the Saints, I'll be a nervous wreck leading up to the Panthers game..