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@flowers4serena oh boy 6pm

About as funny as peeing in a radiator. https://t.co/FN4FbqZGDs

drinking soda about four or five cups of it https://t.co/MLiePHtK8G

amazing. every word in that sentence you just said was wrong https://t.co/C4xt5DYzLh

gotta catch 'em all https://t.co/vzzw7jykpL

@givmethebeat dignity is never too late

@JapersRink ikr

At long last, it is here. No spoilers included. https://t.co/adGwJuqiFk

@givmethebeat hi

never been to Brownsville, but I can't imagine it's anymore weirder than McAllen - weslaco "expert" https://t.co/hHtQmTFIZZ

Yep. It's a doozy. https://t.co/WY8oUil4VF

@SBNationMLB darn it

Good morning. It's buddy cop action time. https://t.co/AtC4VJ5mJ4

RT @BillWixey: 10 years ago today, the Seattle SuperSonics played their last game in Seattle. There was a deafening roar that night as fans…

@holla_11 https://t.co/5rAwLgmBLm

when you spend the better part of five hours chatting on-and-off with someone on messenger

saw ready player one, will eventually write my thoughts on it, also found a Canadian coin and $5 https://t.co/y2ydMigzW8

@davidemvasquez it's a peepiracy

@flowers4serena gotta follow "da rules"

nothing says late nights like wondering if you have some sort of issue with self esteem

Back after a few days: https://t.co/f7NcYuvXwH

things I did for spring break Monday - hot dogs and soda at stripes / exercise Tuesday - the shape of water Wednesd… https://t.co/TEzRPtKV8k

Yep, this one. Insert water pun here. https://t.co/8JLpgWiIIR

can't say I expected this https://t.co/yzOrp0iQXV

graffiti errors 1, vandals 0 https://t.co/NEu7HBcYRY