JerseyJimmy

possibly the biggest wet fart of an ending to an intriguing season since 2007.

y'know, this is kinda surreal to me considering I never really knew a world without the modernized BK logo (which, for the record, gives me nostalgia for NFS Underground 2). with the related branding, the new (old?) logo feels very specifically '70s; seems weird to invoke the most unappetizing decade in recent history for a restaurant, but I'm just some dumb zoomer, so what do I know. as an aside, I will personally fight everyone here who doesn't like the '00s Pizza Hut logo. that was the pinnacle of restaurant logo design and I'm willing to die for that cheese-stuffed belief.

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GM be like "man you know what I miss? Web 2.0."

actually, this reminds me: not only should the Suns keep Phoenix, but the Coyotes and Cardinals should both go back to using Phoenix. two syllables is a whole lot less unwieldy than four. the Diamondbacks using Arizona has never really bothered me, though. weird.

I stand very firmly behind the first part of this statement. as for the second part, well, uh, you see, about that,

...man, Texas A&M really deserved to be in Notre Dame's spot. hell, I'd take Indiana over ND.

so we're just gonna act like that was a completely legitimate result with no officiating bias whatsoever? cool, okay.

almost 40 years in FBS and seven previous failed attempts later, Ball State has finally won a bowl game.

made a huge college football realignment doc. expanded to 146 teams, adding two new conferences based in the northeast (one being a revived Big East). there's a bowl lineup in there, too.

jesus f-cking christ, that was the most blatantly f-cking rigged game I've ever seen. shudder to think how much NCAA c-ck falwell has sucked.

okay, here's my counter-argument: bowl tie-ins are stupid and bad and should not exist. UNC or Oregon don't deserve a NY6 berth the same way the [REDACTED]s or Giants don't deserve a playoff home game.

yeah, critiquing designs is really hard when they're literally all bangers. god, the grid on the clash jersey is so cool.

why is undefeated Coastal not in a NY6 game but 3-loss North Carolina is.

we already beat them in their own stadium and all we get is "co-champs." piss off. tulsa, I'm asking you a gigantic favor.