JerseyJimmy

the carolina hurricanes are the sports equivalent of a petulant 12-year-old screeching racial slurs at the top of their lungs on xbox live

hey isles you don't have to take bettman's money to job to inbreds jsyk, you can actually like win

the new york islanders, despite their best efforts, are a playoff team for the fifth time in six seasons. now if they could stop facing carolina in the playoffs, that'd be tremendous.

I mean, you're not going to get any sympathy from me. this team should've been out of arizona fifteen years ago at least, and realistically never should've been there in the first place. complete unmitigated disaster from start to finish. the only real regret I have here is that, while I'll concede SLC will probably work out as a hockey market, I really just wish they went to quebec or hamilton instead. and no, phoenix absolutely should not get a second chance. hell, I'd give atlanta a third chance before putting another team in phoenix.

dude I'm a syracuse fan so logic should dictate I hate uconn but I would take a big east dynasty over an SEC/ACC one every single time without hesitation

hey, cool, I get to use both of them!

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GO BACK TO KENSUCKY FARM BOY, LOCALS ONLY

what a goddamn game, dude.

me personally, I'm going to choose to believe that due to a clerical error involving mecole hardman, the new york jets are super bowl champions.

las vegas should be napalmed.

hey shanahan could you maybe try not doing the same exact thing you did the last two times you were here

SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY?!

so sweet victory is just a hallmark of really dogass super bowls, isn't it

see, that's keeping your eye on the ball.

really cool how a bunch of people who probably still pull the "OH IS THERE A SPORTSBALL ON" card like clockwork each February have decided that if you don't unconditionally support Billionaire's Boyfriend's Team then you're a conspiracy-poisoned whackjob. no, jerkoff, I just want a different goddamn team to win the AFC for once.

huh, I swear I picked the conference championships. anyway, San Francisco vs. Kansas City. I'm not stupid.

professional football is a miserable sport. no wonder they want to make college exactly like it.

you ask me, I think Zay Flowers' phone needs to be confiscated

Detroit vs. San Francisco Kansas City vs. Baltimore

I have never seen a team be carried so hard by officiating throughout as much of a season as the 2023 Chiefs. it's kind of impressive, honestly.

where is this anti-Ravens sentiment coming from? I'd take them in a heartbeat over KC, even against the Niners (who I also genuinely like). granted, the 2012 season (and by extension SB XLVII) is what made me a serious sports fan in the first place, so there might be a bit of nostalgia bias there.

alright, pump the brakes, speed racer, we've still got five-ish minutes left. that's more than enough time for NFL officiating to cook.

...You're Derrick Brooks' cousin and I'm only finding out about this now?!

Houston vs. Baltimore Green Bay vs. San Francisco Tampa Bay vs. Detroit Kansas City vs. Buffalo